The all new "Scottish Independence Referendum" thread

[hairyharry]

What next? Suicide Sporrans? Mind you, the thought of a Glaswegian or Scunny virgin should keep us safe.

[tamada]

What next? Suicide Sporrans? Mind you, the thought of a Glaswegian or Scunny virgin should keep us safe.

As my Da told me, "There are no virgins son. It's just some are pushed back a wee bit further than others."

[Drunk Monkey]

For anyone with a spare 45 ish mins this vid is a recent and topical view concerning life in Scotland in the midst of the current political INDREF2 ramblings .

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jlvpNvSRW8

DM

[joudon]

I do not think that the recent GE voting stats would bode well for another Indy referendum.
By the SNP's own admission , not all of their supporters want a break from UK

Votes cast ( source Wikipedia )

SNP 1,242,380 45%
CON 692,939 25.1%
Lib/D 263,417 6.8%
LAB 511,838 18.6%

As is evident, I do not think ( could be wrong) that those voting for what are essentially London based partys
would vote for independence. Once again an assumption but I think Sturgeon is skating on thin ice.

[pipadoo]

SURELY THIS IS NOT RELEVANT FOR THIS SITE
Who gives a s**t if the kilts F off.
A bunch of moaners with a terrible accent to boot

[pipadoo]

ALSO is that test Nicolas Turgeon transgender?
Suppose it’s not relevant as lads & lassies both wear skirts so hard to distinguish anyway

[Earnest]

I think they should be allowed to have indyref#2, there’s not much point delaying it, it’ll sort out the issue once and for all and to be honest there’s a few like me who would quite happily see them jog along and watch them fall apart.

Compensation - what would England receive? The Scottish government must be locked into a raft of agreements with the Union. England would also need to discuss compensation for lost revenue from the sale of millions of bottles of Scotch.

China is currently buying up oil and gas fields in the North Sea - how would that affect the breakaway nation? And what's the now/next plan for the Scottish economy once those resources are depleted?

There would need to be a discussion on defence and how the breakaway nation looks after itself. Or do we carve up MoD assets?

It's obvious Wee Jimmy Krankie doesn't want Nukes so we'd have to locate our nuclear deterrent submarines somewhere else. Not Liverpool as things tend to go missing there.

Scottish people would need to be treated as Europeans visiting England in a post Brexit world. Could we come to an agreement on visas?

[joudon]

A referendum was held less than 5 years ago. FGS its done and dusted. Stop playing up to Sturgeons ego. The Scottish people emphatically voted NO to independence. GIVE IT A REST!!!!

[Earnest]

Yes, of course.

I can see discussing such makes some members very anxious so please accept my apologies for the disquiet I caused.

[Drunk Monkey]

A referendum was held less than 5 years ago. FGS its done and dusted. Stop playing up to Sturgeons ego. The Scottish people emphatically voted NO to independence. GIVE IT A REST!!!!

ONCE IN A LIFETIME / GENERATION i believe was the term used Jo .. alas Ms Sturgeon has grown a whole new set of gonads after the election results n thinks its time for another once in a generation / 5 years ref2

IMO shes a horrible minger , took over from Alex Salmon whos up against serious charges in court relating to fiddling i believe.

DM

[Earnest]

Playing the violin in Scotland is not a crime, I understand.

I'm reluctant to discuss Indyref any further as it makes joudon anxious but what I will say is that everyone's missing the opportunities for England (after Wales is subsumed into a new English super state).

Northern Ireland? Make it independent too - it's a high maintenance colony that passed its sell by date a long time ago.

[Drunk Monkey]

theres a thought ..

Scotland ind n out
Wales out
Ireland out

how would the English manage .. surely the nation would just dissolve into the likes of .. ?? .. Ukraine as an example .

DM

[AlexO]

For anyone with a spare 45 ish mins this vid is a recent and topical view concerning life in Scotland in the midst of the current political INDREF2 ramblings .

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jlvpNvSRW8

DM

Thanks for the laughs, he is one of the best sitcom comedians around, (or was, he's like most of us, aging disgracefully.)

[tamada]

theres a thought ..

Scotland ind n out
Wales out
Ireland out

how would the English manage .. surely the nation would just dissolve into the likes of .. ?? .. Ukraine as an example .

DM

Yes, after losing the 'global hub of finance' status as international banks flee a post Brexit London, England falls further down the world's table of who to invite to dinner. Without the fiscal fortitude of the Scots, the fight of the Irish and the... singing of the Welsh, fair Albion becomes an even more insecure, inwardly-looking, government allowance dependent, violent but sad wee country under constant threat of invasion and occupation by the French. At this juncture, wee Nicola's jack-booted elite Republican National Guards invade England, sack London and set up their seat of occupational government in Scunthorpe. Whereupon they re-install McCall as manager at the Iron, sign a deal with Red Bull Bosnia and import a whole 1st team of unpronounceable named but fundamentally useless Slavic shin kickers and professional foulers who take the team into the Southern Counties East footie league.

...let me know when you want to wake up from this nightmare.

[Drunk Monkey]

theres a thought ..

Scotland ind n out
Wales out
Ireland out

how would the English manage .. surely the nation would just dissolve into the likes of .. ?? .. Ukraine as an example .

DM

Yes, after losing the 'global hub of finance' status as international banks flee a post Brexit London, England falls further down the world's table of who to invite to dinner. Without the fiscal fortitude of the Scots, the fight of the Irish and the... singing of the Welsh, fair Albion becomes an even more insecure, inwardly-looking, government allowance dependent, violent but sad wee country under constant threat of invasion and occupation by the French. At this juncture, wee Nicola's jack-booted elite Republican National Guards invade England, sack London and set up their seat of occupational government in Scunthorpe. Whereupon they re-install McCall as manager at the Iron, sign a deal with Red Bull Bosnia and import a whole 1st team of unpronounceable named but fundamentally useless Slavic shin kickers and professional foulers who take the team into the Southern Counties East footie league.

...let me know when you want to wake up from this nightmare.

FREEEEEEEEEDOM !!!!

[tamada]

theres a thought ..

Scotland ind n out
Wales out
Ireland out

how would the English manage .. surely the nation would just dissolve into the likes of .. ?? .. Ukraine as an example .

DM

Yes, after losing the 'global hub of finance' status as international banks flee a post Brexit London, England falls further down the world's table of who to invite to dinner. Without the fiscal fortitude of the Scots, the fight of the Irish and the... singing of the Welsh, fair Albion becomes an even more insecure, inwardly-looking, government allowance dependent, violent but sad wee country under constant threat of invasion and occupation by the French. At this juncture, wee Nicola's jack-booted elite Republican National Guards invade England, sack London and set up their seat of occupational government in Scunthorpe. Whereupon they re-install McCall as manager at the Iron, sign a deal with Red Bull Bosnia and import a whole 1st team of unpronounceable named but fundamentally useless Slavic shin kickers and professional foulers who take the team into the Southern Counties East footie league.

...let me know when you want to wake up from this nightmare.

FREEEEEEEEEDOM !!!!

No, no... it's FREEDUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Emphasis is on the dumb.

[Drunk Monkey]

Tam ..for once you appear to be correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhbH19TvPc

DM

[Zidane]

Some recent SNP news.....
Nicola Sturgeon has been left humiliated after it emerged the SNP paid for a "Scotland loves Europe" symbol to be projected on the EU headquarters building in Brussels.
Ms.Sturgeon hinted that it was done by the EU but the EU vehemently denied this saying permission to put the light on the building had not been sought.
Derek MacKay Scotlands Finance Secretary has admitted sending 270 text messages to a 16 year old boy he had befriended on Facebook and Instagram.
One of the messages he sent to the boy told him he was "really cute."
Mr MacKay had been due to present the Scottish Governments budget shortly which was one of the most important in years with Scotlands financial deficit growing to almost seven times to the relative size of the UK.

[stattointhailand]

errrrr EX finance secretary zid

Probably turn out to be a friend of .......(enter any name from dozens of Pedopolitiians or actors or singers or Woking Pizza shop visitors)

[tamada]

Some recent SNP news.....
Nicola Sturgeon has been left humiliated after it emerged the SNP paid for a "Scotland loves Europe" symbol to be projected on the EU headquarters building in Brussels.
Ms.Sturgeon hinted that it was done by the EU but the EU vehemently denied this saying permission to put the light on the building had not been sought.
Derek MacKay Scotlands Finance Secretary has admitted sending 270 text messages to a 16 year old boy he had befriended on Facebook and Instagram.
One of the messages he sent to the boy told him he was "really cute."
Mr MacKay had been due to present the Scottish Governments budget shortly which was one of the most important in years with Scotlands financial deficit growing to almost seven times to the relative size of the UK.

Not to mention their former First Bloater Salmond is up for attempted rape as well as about a dozen other pussy grabs. Trial starts on 9th March so mark your calendars.

As Jimmy Saville used to say, "The hits just keep on coming... howzabout that there then?"