COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

Post by **747man** » April 1, 2020, 9:22 pm

At 7:45 am today I was at ASDA that opened at 8 for seniors only. A young man came from the car park and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the car park with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."

Post by **Drunk Monkey** » April 2, 2020, 8:10 am

Desperate times ... OMG .. hope it wasnt a used one !!!

DM

Post by **vincemunday** » April 2, 2020, 4:05 pm

Steptoe

Post by **jackspratt** » April 2, 2020, 4:11 pm

http://www.udonmap.com/udonthaniforum/v ... =1&t=51493

Post by **noosard** » April 2, 2020, 4:12 pm

Post by **noosard** » April 2, 2020, 4:56 pm

Latest trend in quarantine stress baking? Toilet paper cake

Post by **vincemunday** » April 2, 2020, 5:40 pm

Another

Post by **Whistler** » April 2, 2020, 5:52 pm

https://www.facebook.com/raven.roberts. ... 449647637/

Post by **tinpeeba** » April 2, 2020, 7:51 pm

New UK Lottery Prizes
6 numbers = One ventilator
5 plus bonus ball = Hospital bed (ward)
5 numbers = Hospital bed (corridor)
4 numbers = Bottle of Calpol
3 numbers = Signed photo of Boris Johnson

Post by **vincemunday** » April 3, 2020, 6:34 am

Good morning Udon, it's the weekend!

Post by **Drunk Monkey** » April 3, 2020, 6:47 am

Couple of belters there Vince .. BTW its FRIDAY TODAY

Post by **noosard** » April 3, 2020, 9:18 am

Post by **vincemunday** » April 3, 2020, 9:24 am

Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑
April 3, 2020, 6:47 am
Couple of belters there Vince .. BTW its FRIDAY TODAY

We ain't skint darn sarf Jon so we can afford to go out Friday as well. Friday is when our weekend begins.

Post by **Drunk Monkey** » April 3, 2020, 9:57 am

vincemunday wrote: ↑
April 3, 2020, 9:24 am

Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑
April 3, 2020, 6:47 am
Couple of belters there Vince .. BTW its FRIDAY TODAY
We ain't skint darn sarf Jon so we can afford to go out Friday as well. Friday is when our weekend begins.

at 6;34 am on a FRIDAY .. btw ..just dug out my vacuum cleaner... hands free today

Post by **vincemunday** » April 3, 2020, 10:02 am

I hope it's not one of those new Shark ones Jon or we might be looking at microsurgery to sew it back on.

Post by **Drunk Monkey** » April 3, 2020, 10:09 am

vincemunday wrote: ↑
April 3, 2020, 10:02 am
I hope it's not one of those new Shark ones Jon or we might be looking at microsurgery to sew it back on.

I always longed about having surgery on my man hood .. but alas it remains a distant dream ... the costs for the scaffolding alone besides the reduction surgery rendered it beyond the scope of this poor Northern peasant.

DM

Post by **noosard** » April 3, 2020, 2:38 pm

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Post by **vincemunday** » April 3, 2020, 2:46 pm

English humour

Post by **vincemunday** » April 3, 2020, 3:12 pm

Chinese cricket team?

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