COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

[tinpeeba]

[tamada]

Boris Johnson stated that from Wednesday 13th May, you can go drive somewhere and meet one person. Is this not the same as dogging?

Asking for a friend.

[747man]

[Drunk Monkey]

For all the Brits out there ... and Alan in Nong Khai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REAyVKWey2E

DM

[tamada]

[vidmaster]

Another one

[vidmaster]

More

[Chuchi]

[tinpeeba]

[tinpeeba]

[stattointhailand]

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The "classic" from that particular announcement came in the questions after

When someone comes to visit you to look round your house, to maintain social distancing, you are requested to "go for a walk or to the shops" whilst they wander unhindered around your property , presumably half inchin' anything they like

Not sure Petty Patel and her dept will be too pleased with the outcome after their unquestionable success at reducing shoplifting whilst the shops were shut

another great effort by the Health dept who have clearly managed to reduce the rate of deaths in care homes in the last week or so, as they keep telling us .................... if you start with a hundred and sixty have already died there is a pretty good chance that your next figure could be down to forty or less

[vidmaster]

Another one

[vidmaster]

The full caption is
U‘r not going out like that!!!
Get I’d f***ing mask on

[Drunk Monkey]

What a lovely pair .................of eyes she has , and love the jacket ensemble as well.

DM

[tinpeeba]

Have you "herd" the latest news?

[Colin1a1]

Vidmaster, That looks like a plastic tit Russian Slut! Not what I want to see in Thailand.

[stattointhailand]

By the time the bars open again youll be thankfull for anything

[jackspratt]

Not sure these belong here - but anyway, here we go.

(Sorry about the double up - forum glitch)

[vincemunday]

God you’re a useless, humourless jerk.

[vincemunday]

To get the thread back on track after the post from the genius.