EPL Banter Thread

[vincemunday]

Trust us to draw Liverpool on our opening game, best to get in there quick before they settle maybe?

[dezzer111]

Trust us to draw Liverpool on our opening game, best to get in there quick before they settle maybe?

Could have been worse might have been Leeds

[dezzer111]

Or you might have got Everton and most likely 3 points.

[tamada]

Or you might have got Everton and most likely 3 points.

OMG! That's soooo funny. Original too. Did you make that oneup all by yourself? Give yourself a reach around.

[stattointhailand]

The tie of the day for me is Leeds and Newcastle will be a great match to watch

Jeez, I Have to watch the "toon" every week and wish I didn't have to


Have you actually ever watched Newcastle in the last 15 years?

[dunroaming]

Sadly yes

[dezzer111]

Sadly yes

We've all got a cross to bear mate

[tamada]

Sadly yes

We've all got a cross to bear mate

Waited for an eternity in UD town today while a late model Nissan sedan made an arse out of reverse parking. It was adorned with the LFC bird if prey on the rear passenger door and a banner identifying the EPL champion's on the driver's door.

Pillock.

[dezzer111]

Who was driving ?

[tamada]

Who was driving ?

I already said. Justin(other) Pillock.

[dezzer111]

Who was driving ?

I already said. Justin(other) Pillock.

Who does he play for,?

[GT93]

Are Liverpool supporters known to be crap drivers? 747man might be able to give us an expert opinion on that.

[747man]

Liverpool record positive coronavirus test during pre-season camp in Austria just 11 days before Community Shield clash with Arsenal - but they WON'T stop training as club stay silent
Liverpool have recorded a positive coronavirus case at the pre-season camp
Jurgen Klopp's squad are currently in Austria preparing for the new season
An unnamed member of the travelling party has tested positive for coronavirus
The Premier League champions are gearing up for the Community Shield......

Wonder Why They WON'T Name Him ??

[dezzer111]

There wasn't much drive with the Everton team last season, I think 747 needs to get in there and sort out their ever growing problems he seems to know a lot about football, could be the answer

[dunroaming]

There wasn't much drive with the Everton team last season, I think 747 needs to get in there and sort out their ever growing problems he seems to know a lot about football, could be the answer

Better still give him a place in the side couldn't do much worse lol

[TAXIfor7/11]

There wasn't much drive with the Everton team last season, I think 747 needs to get in there and sort out their ever growing problems he seems to know a lot about football, could be the answer

Better still give him a place in the side couldn't do much worse lol

Its gonner take more than that by the sounds of things maybe give David Blaine a ring https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/53662458

[dezzer111]

There wasn't much drive with the Everton team last season, I think 747 needs to get in there and sort out their ever growing problems he seems to know a lot about football, could be the answer

Better still give him a place in the side couldn't do much worse lol

Yea could play left back, ( in the changing rooms) the old one are the best ones

[747man]

There wasn't much drive with the Everton team last season, I think 747 needs to get in there and sort out their ever growing problems he seems to know a lot about football, could be the answer

Yes I Do Know a LOT About football, Well MORE Than You seeing as You've NOT Accepted my Challenge to YOU,Mr xxxxx !!

[GT93]

Did many of those Liverpool rioters get a bit of prison time? Damn scoundrels. I hope they were also stripped of their LFC memberships.

[dezzer111]

Did many of those Liverpool rioters get a bit of prison time? Damn scoundrels. I hope they were also stripped of their LFC memberships.

They where given freedom of the city, and season tickets free of charge, and V I P boxes with copious champers,