EPL Banter Thread

[dezzer111]

Providing Everton get all 3 (Doucoure/allan/James) I can see them pushing on this season (may even be as high as 11th)

Whatever / Wherever WE Finish It'll HIGHER Than The Barcodes....100% Very Confident....

Not exactly a risky prediction

747 you still having a laugh, you lot will be lucky to stay in the E P L.

Fancy A Small Wager Then ??

A fool and his money are soon parted, remember,

[GT93]

Rather than money, how about the loser has to write "I lost the bet" as his location on his profile and keep it on the Map for 2 months? It would be a brave man to take 747man on.

[tamada]

^ I see where you're going with this but being of a more sanguine disposition, I would suggest that the loser of the bet will need to have the tag line, "I really am not as clever as 747man" on each and every UM post.

[GT93]

Excellent idea. That would look great under statts or dezzer's posts.

[747man]

^ I see where you're going with this but being of a more sanguine disposition, I would suggest that the loser of the bet will need to have the tag line, "I really am not as clever as 747man" on each and every UM post.

Don't Think Dezzer would like that on HIS Profile Tam....But it Would be very GOOD ' Eh ??

[747man]

Providing Everton get all 3 (Doucoure/allan/James) I can see them pushing on this season (may even be as high as 11th)

Whatever / Wherever WE Finish It'll HIGHER Than The Barcodes....100% Very Confident....

Not exactly a risky prediction

747 you still having a laugh, you lot will be lucky to stay in the E P L.

Fancy A Small Wager Then ??

A fool and his money are soon parted, remember,

So You'll be BEGGING on Soi Sampan Then ??

[747man]

Excellent idea. That would look great under statts or dezzer's posts.

Yep GT93 That would look Very NICE 555 !!

[stattointhailand]

as I said earlier Everton COULD finish mid table and toon will get relegated, so why would I even consider betting on Newcastle finishing above Everton?

[dezzer111]

^ I see where you're going with this but being of a more sanguine disposition, I would suggest that the loser of the bet will need to have the tag line, "I really am not as clever as 747man" on each and every UM post.

Yep 747 is a very brainy person wouldn't bet with him on any thing about football he knows everything about the game he taught Alf Ramsey all he knew about the game that's why they won the World Cup in 66.

[tamada]

as I said earlier Everton COULD finish mid table and toon will get relegated, so why would I even consider betting on Newcastle finishing above Everton?

It's pantywaist, milquetoast attitudes like this that never made a killing when Leicester won the EPL.

[stattointhailand]

Righto, I think we're now ready for some Leeds posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhwq-2mmVo

ps tam, what the f is a "milquetoast"? sounds like some sort of Scottish adaptation of a French Brekkie

[GT93]

Newcastle supporters will be hoping statts should have "I really am not as clever as Blunt Ted" under his posts. I noticed Blunt Ted was predicting two draws against Everton. I can foresee LYM posting if that happens.

[tamada]

Righto, I think we're now ready for some Leeds posts.

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ps tam, what the f is a "milquetoast"? sounds like some sort of Scottish adaptation of a French Brekkie

No, that's peasemeal brose.

[stattointhailand]

Righto, I think we're now ready for some Leeds posts.

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ps tam, what the f is a "milquetoast"? sounds like some sort of Scottish adaptation of a French Brekkie

No, that's peasemeal brose.

Do they put salt & water on that as well hoping nobody notices its not milk & sugar

[Jai2]

[747man]

Here Yer Go,Statts.......Newcastle signing Wilson and Fraser. Who’s next Captain Mainwaring!! Lol 555 !!

[Niggly]

Here Yer Go,Statts.......Newcastle signing Wilson and Fraser. Who’s next Captain Mainwaring!! Lol 555 !!

That’s actually quite funny 747

[stattointhailand]

Foden/Greenwood both sent home from England duty for CV related reasons, both expected to require 14 day quarantine and therefore miss week 2 matches for their clubs

With both Mahrez & Laporte already sidelined with positive CV results "Pep roulette" is getting easier by the day

[747man]

Here Yer Go,Statts.......Newcastle signing Wilson and Fraser. Who’s next Captain Mainwaring!! Lol 555 !!

That’s actually quite funny 747

It's My SCOUSE Sence of Humour, Niggs !!

[GT93]

They would seem to prefer a bit of rumpy over playing for their country and observing important public health measures. Can't even keep their trousers up for England.