EPL Banter Thread

[tamada]

They would seem to prefer a bit of rumpy over playing for their country and observing important public health measures. Can't even keep their trousers up for England.

It were those Icelandic strumpets mate. Bloody irresistible.

Eeny meeny miney mo...

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[747man]

You hope mate. .

I Think You meant.....YOU Hope NOT 'Eh Dezz ??

Won't make much difference who you get still be a second class team, but you know that already i suppose

Yer Wanna Bet Mate......Put Yer Money were yer GOB Is>>>>

He's Signed.....https://youtu.be/WV7kUhisYcc

[Drunk Monkey]

Iceland all be it very cold an dark most of the year sounds like a grest place to bash a blonde beaver .. feisty lasses who like a few sherberts n a roll.on the snow .... interesing .

Back tonthe footy .. as the season draws closer the udon based Leeds fans are planning a get together tonsummon in the teams first EPL defeat .. as per previous fan club meetings Percy and Wally will.hold the vigil.in the telephone box at the corner if Wattanspong road and Adunyadhet riad intersections .. all welcome (thin people only)

Dm

[Niggly]

all welcome (thin people only)

Dm

Bugger

[stattointhailand]

Be interesting ta see Leeds back in the Prem .......... better have changed their attitude since they were last in the top flight or VAR will have them playing with 9 (or even players a game

First question Icelandic totty asks is "What do you want for breakfast?" ...... second is "what's your name?"

[stattointhailand]

Carlo convinced James Rodriguez to join by promising him he could have his favourite position if he signed ....... they even got the groundsman to sand down and re-paint the bench while they discussed the wages

[stattointhailand]

villa about to pay 28m +5m add ons (33m) for Ollie Watkins

[dezzer111]

You hope mate. .

I Think You meant.....YOU Hope NOT 'Eh Dezz ??

Won't make much difference who you get still be a second class team, but you know that already i suppose

Yer Wanna Bet Mate......Put Yer Money were yer GOB Is>>>>

He's Signed.....https://youtu.be/WV7kUhisYcc

Proof of the pudding mate,

[dezzer111]

Are you money mad.?

[747man]

Are you money mad.?

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !......YOU Can ONLY W-I-S-H........555 !!

[Drunk Monkey]

all welcome (thin people only)

Dm

Bugger

Bookings for the Leeds phone booth gig are now closed as Wally decided to take his wippet . Have a great eveng gents.

Dm

[Niggly]

I’m thinking of booking Udon Thani City Hall for the local Leeds United supporters club winning celebrations shindig on Saturday evening.
Too big?

[Drunk Monkey]

I’m thinking of booking Udon Thani City Hall for the local Leeds United supporters club winning celebrations shindig on Saturday evening.
Too big?

The hall yes



The bogs yes


The cloakroom ... ok

[Niggly]

The hall yes



The bogs yes


The cloakroom ... ok

Thanks for the heads up. Appreciated

I forgot to mention we’ve also got the SEA branch of the Newport County supporters club coming to celebrate their inevitable win as well.
We’ll be able to spill out into the recently vacated Robinson’s if he gets too boisterous

[747man]

The hall yes



The bogs yes


The cloakroom ... ok

Thanks for the heads up. Appreciated

I forgot to mention we’ve also got the SEA branch of the Newport County supporters club coming to celebrate their inevitable win as well.
We’ll be able to spill out into the recently vacated Robinson’s if he gets too boisterous

Did YOU Also forget the " one " Scunny Fan in SEA Mate ??

[dezzer111]

all welcome (thin people only)

Dm

Bugger

Bookings for the Leeds phone booth gig are now closed as Wally decided to take his wippet . Have a great eveng gents.

Dm

Only 2 at a time in the phone booth just a security measure incase they try to ring each other

[tamada]

The hall yes



The bogs yes


The cloakroom ... ok

Thanks for the heads up. Appreciated

I forgot to mention we’ve also got the SEA branch of the Newport County supporters club coming to celebrate their inevitable win as well.
We’ll be able to spill out into the recently vacated Robinson’s if he gets too boisterous

Robinson's is gone already???!!!

[GT93]

No,no. It's another awesome Everton thread.

[GT93]

Everton. Everton.

[747man]

The hall yes



The bogs yes


The cloakroom ... ok

Thanks for the heads up. Appreciated

I forgot to mention we’ve also got the SEA branch of the Newport County supporters club coming to celebrate their inevitable win as well.
We’ll be able to spill out into the recently vacated Robinson’s if he gets too boisterous

Robinson's is gone already???!!!

Yep........