EPL Banter Thread

[tamada]

Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!

[TAXIfor7/11]

Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!

Lets not forget this classy drink ...eh?

[TAXIfor7/11]

West Ham: David Moyes, Issa Diop & Josh Cullen test positive for coronavirus https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/54258226 Due to the recent spikes of covid 19 in the world of sports i was expecting the forums 2 everton football experts to shout ,''Null and void'' ,oh hang on a minute that was last season

[TAXIfor7/11]

Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!

He was a welshy,like most everton fans,escaped from the well know everton strong fan base Deiniolen North Wales and watched the match in a pub near the ground

[747man]

Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!

But YOU Scots Eat Pigs Intestines,Brains, & God Knows What....It's Called HAGGIS !!

[stattointhailand]

Thats anti scouser tam Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick

[dezzer111]

Thats anti scouser tam Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick

Speak for yourself, all scousers, bet you wouldn't say that to 747.

[747man]

Thats anti scouser tam Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick

Speak for yourself, all scousers, bet you wouldn't say that to 747.

Don't Get Me Involved in Yer FIGHTS,I'm Too Fookin' Old & I Thought you PIKEYS Could defend yerselves ??

[TAXIfor7/11]

Thats anti scouser tam Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick

Brilliant,was expecting the predictable wheel trim shout?

[dezzer111]

Thats anti scouser tam Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick

Speak for yourself, all scousers, bet you wouldn't say that to 747.

Don't Get Me Involved in Yer FIGHTS,I'm Too Fookin' Old & I Thought you PIKEYS Could defend yerselves ??

I'm still doing unlicensed cage fighting

[Drunk Monkey]

747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

Dm.

[dezzer111]

747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

Dm.

Really LILAC.

[GT93]

That's the Thai influence. Alan has adapted very well to his new home.

[tamada]

Thats anti scouser tam Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick

Brilliant,was expecting the predictable wheel trim shout?

Why? You can't drink a wheel trim. Believe me, scousers have tried and failed.

[tamada]

Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!

Lets not forget this classy drink ...eh?maxresdefault.jpg

Yes, but Buckfast is the staple of the Rab C Nesbitt style lowlander. Highlanders are cut from a different cloth. They wear kilts for starters and piss Johnny Walker Red.

[TAXIfor7/11]

747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

Dm.

Why did you have to mention lilac Dm? the memory of those lilac shorts came flooding back and now i can,t get it out my head

[stattointhailand]

Shouldn't that be "piss in Johnny Walkers Bed"

Kilt ........ Jock invention to make "tossing the caber" a whole lot easier

Back on topic ............... I see Prickford was back to his usual self last night with TWO almighty c/ups

[747man]

747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

Dm.

An Old Aussie saying for YOU Jon....." Have YOU been TOLD Yet Today ?? "

[747man]

Shouldn't that be "piss in Johnny Walkers Bed"

Kilt ........ Jock invention to make "tossing the caber" a whole lot easier

Back on topic ............... I see Prickford was back to his usual self last night with TWO almighty c/ups

So Have You seen the Match then Statts ?? Or are you just reading The S*n ??

[dezzer111]

Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.