COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
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Diane Abacus at it again.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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10pm closing seems a bit arbitrary and just a bit pointless to me.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Thinking the same Vince. Same as here, why shut at 12? any more risk or just some halfwit deciding I am the boss.
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Actually I get the midnight thing here, open air bars and loud music is a bit unfair, you couldn't sleep in my apartment in town until they stopped music at 24.00, it's 1/2 km away from UD town and it sounded like the bands were in there with you and before any clever Dickie (Prat) gives it "well if you buy an apartment near town", our apartment and the sois around us were there when UD town was fields with cattle and elephants grazing on it.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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And back then it was just a rural smellvincemunday wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 7:31 amActually I get the midnight thing here, open air bars and loud music is a bit unfair, you couldn't sleep in my apartment in town until they stopped music at 24.00, it's 1/2 km away from UD town and it sounded like the bands were in there with you and before any clever Dickie (Prat) gives it "well if you buy an apartment near town", our apartment and the sois around us were there when UD town was fields with cattle and elephants grazing on it.
Kind like it is now but worse
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How bizarre that you should mention rural smells, apparently out in the boonies where Clever Dickie and his boyfriend live it still reeks of nonsense, can't imagine why.noosard wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 7:42 amAnd back then it was just a rural smellvincemunday wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 7:31 amActually I get the midnight thing here, open air bars and loud music is a bit unfair, you couldn't sleep in my apartment in town until they stopped music at 24.00, it's 1/2 km away from UD town and it sounded like the bands were in there with you and before any clever Dickie (Prat) gives it "well if you buy an apartment near town", our apartment and the sois around us were there when UD town was fields with cattle and elephants grazing on it.
Kind like it is now but worse
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Dont know about clever Dick and friend,
out my way occasionally get pig or goat smells
out my way occasionally get pig or goat smells
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Could be 11 p.m. or could be midnight but it's not about corona'a latest mutation suddenly being able to tell the time, it's about inebriated people losing their inhibitions, talking louder, singing and generally getting up close and personal for longer.
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I see that nasty itch has flared up again vince - you really ought to be taking better care of yourself.vincemunday wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 9:52 amHow bizarre that you should mention rural smells, apparently out in the boonies where Clever Dickie and his boyfriend live it still reeks of nonsense, can't imagine why.noosard wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 7:42 amAnd back then it was just a rural smellvincemunday wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 7:31 amActually I get the midnight thing here, open air bars and loud music is a bit unfair, you couldn't sleep in my apartment in town until they stopped music at 24.00, it's 1/2 km away from UD town and it sounded like the bands were in there with you and before any clever Dickie (Prat) gives it "well if you buy an apartment near town", our apartment and the sois around us were there when UD town was fields with cattle and elephants grazing on it.
Kind like it is now but worse
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What is this fixation with itching Clever Dickie? Looking back through the posts where you get a mention it would seem the best part of Udon Map find you bit of a prat and a major irritation, strange that eh?jackspratt wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 11:31 amI see that nasty itch has flared up again vince - you really ought to be taking better care of yourself.vincemunday wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 9:52 amHow bizarre that you should mention rural smells, apparently out in the boonies where Clever Dickie and his boyfriend live it still reeks of nonsense, can't imagine why.noosard wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 7:42 amAnd back then it was just a rural smellvincemunday wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 7:31 amActually I get the midnight thing here, open air bars and loud music is a bit unfair, you couldn't sleep in my apartment in town until they stopped music at 24.00, it's 1/2 km away from UD town and it sounded like the bands were in there with you and before any clever Dickie (Prat) gives it "well if you buy an apartment near town", our apartment and the sois around us were there when UD town was fields with cattle and elephants grazing on it.
Kind like it is now but worse
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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No nonsense Tam! There was me thinking how clever the virus had become... 《======= three dots not four ======tamada wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 11:19 amCould be 11 p.m. or could be midnight but it's not about corona'a latest mutation suddenly being able to tell the time, it's about inebriated people losing their inhibitions, talking louder, singing and generally getting up close and personal for longer.
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The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Well that's me told, singing and talking louder increases the chances of catching the virus. Monks are going to live for ever.tamada wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 11:19 amCould be 11 p.m. or could be midnight but it's not about corona'a latest mutation suddenly being able to tell the time, it's about inebriated people losing their inhibitions, talking louder, singing and generally getting up close and personal for longer.
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And ther wuz me thinkin' it wiz thon Lucozade, eh?AlexO wrote: ↑September 28, 2020, 7:35 pmWell that's me told, singing and talking louder increases the chances of catching the virus. Monks are going to live for ever.tamada wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 11:19 amCould be 11 p.m. or could be midnight but it's not about corona'a latest mutation suddenly being able to tell the time, it's about inebriated people losing their inhibitions, talking louder, singing and generally getting up close and personal for longer.
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More than likely the excessive intake of tonic wine, someone has to taste the latest batch of it.tamada wrote: ↑September 29, 2020, 6:36 amAnd ther wuz me thinkin' it wiz thon Lucozade, eh?AlexO wrote: ↑September 28, 2020, 7:35 pmWell that's me told, singing and talking louder increases the chances of catching the virus. Monks are going to live for ever.tamada wrote: ↑September 27, 2020, 11:19 amCould be 11 p.m. or could be midnight but it's not about corona'a latest mutation suddenly being able to tell the time, it's about inebriated people losing their inhibitions, talking louder, singing and generally getting up close and personal for longer.
before ten.jpg
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And now back to our regular programming...
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Social conservatism, it's no' just for th' "wee free" ony mair.