EPL Banter Thread
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Can a mod please approve 747's posts before he has some sort of episode. He won't have many days like this.
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I Reckon the mods are LiVARpoolians or a Man Utd Supporters, So They won't do that....Don't Worry yerelf Sateeb,I'm GOOD In fact I'm Still on a HIGH !!!



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or maybe his aging desk top will contract a virus n burn out in all the excitement .
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There was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)
somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million

somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million


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No need to buy back a keeper they already own. He was only on loan at Besiktas.stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm<snip>
somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
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They may "own" him, but it would still cost to get him released from his loan contractSateeb wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 4:11 pmNo need to buy back a keeper they already own. He was only on loan at Besiktas.stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm<snip>
somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts

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He was in dispute over unpaid wages so invoked his right to terminate his own contract. He couldn't play for Liverpool so they sent him out on loan again to Union Berlin.
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Get Him back for The Derby,He may be better than Adrian......LOL !!Sateeb wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 4:11 pmNo need to buy back a keeper they already own. He was only on loan at Besiktas.stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm<snip>
somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
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Your picture is missing the box of tissues strategically placed at arms length as the Liverpool v Villa highlights are watchedDrunk Monkey wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 2:47 pmor maybe his aging desk top will contract a virus n burn out in all the excitement .
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Really??????a geordie/cockney trying to take the pi,s out of liverpool really?????? 4 games into the season?oh dear you best get off the singha mate,youve got a school run to do tomorrowstattointhailand wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 3:43 pmThere was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)
somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million![]()
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someone better check when were newcastle ever relevant?and when was the league ever won in 4 games?get off the turps soft lad or start drinking a bit later in the daystattointhailand wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 3:43 pmThere was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)
somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million![]()
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oops the unpopular kid at school with a big bag of sweets trying to win friends



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Is this the same Big sam who done a job and improved you,then you sacked him?747man wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 10:53 amWell Big Sam would Stop them SHIPPING Goals, Absolutely WOEFUL,Humbled,Humiliated, Can't find a Word to Describe Them......stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 7:58 amTime or Klipperty to go??
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stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 3:43 pmThere was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)
somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million![]()
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I don't whinge mate as you do when the going gets tough, ride the storm as all the Reds do, not like the Bluenoses oh be careful what you wish for the Bluenoses time will come then you'll be whining in your Lao Kow.747man wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 11:00 amDezzer, Have Yer Stopped Crying YET ??Or are YOU Still....https://youtu.be/yG07WSu7Q9w
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I Think YOU'LL Find PIKEYS Only drink Lao Kao....You're probably on yer 2nd or 3rd bottle by NOW at 0727hrs !!!dezzer111 wrote: ↑October 6, 2020, 12:50 amI don't whinge mate as you do when the going gets tough, ride the storm as all the Reds do, not like the Bluenoses oh be careful what you wish for the Bluenoses time will come then you'll be whining in your Lao Kow.747man wrote: ↑October 5, 2020, 11:00 amDezzer, Have Yer Stopped Crying YET ??Or are YOU Still....https://youtu.be/yG07WSu7Q9w![]()
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