COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
- vincemunday
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I still don’t “get” the 10pm closing idea.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
- TAXIfor7/11
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Lockdown, Scotland is in safe hands
Age & treachery will always triumph over youth & ability
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Apologies to the Irish:-
Paddy had grown depressed with the world . . . .
All its Covid-19 restrictions, Chinese aggression, Global Warming, Trump's campaign,
lying politicians and all the rest of the negative news that fills our media.
Paddy drove his car into his garage and sealed every door and window as best he could.
He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station,
and with a bottle of Bushmills in his lap, turned on the engine.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.
She rang the police who broke in, and finding Paddy still alive, just somewhat dehydrated, gave
him a drink of water.
It turned out Paddy was in perfect health . . . . and his Tesla still showed 99% charge!
Paddy had grown depressed with the world . . . .
All its Covid-19 restrictions, Chinese aggression, Global Warming, Trump's campaign,
lying politicians and all the rest of the negative news that fills our media.
Paddy drove his car into his garage and sealed every door and window as best he could.
He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station,
and with a bottle of Bushmills in his lap, turned on the engine.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.
She rang the police who broke in, and finding Paddy still alive, just somewhat dehydrated, gave
him a drink of water.
It turned out Paddy was in perfect health . . . . and his Tesla still showed 99% charge!
Sent from my 1977 Apple II using 2 Heinz bake bean cans and piano wire!
Re: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
Germans have hear'd, a rumour that due to spread of the virus and extra beds are needed, they have started laying towels out on there beds.
Re: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
"Come with me if you want to live."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hf1iM6dhUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hf1iM6dhUU
- TAXIfor7/11
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Oh dear, I don't think they meant to say this
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.