EPL Banter Thread

[TAXIfor7/11]

Hey Folks, The Stage is Set for Tomorrows Weerrlldd DIVING Championships, Just a Pity that there won't be any crowds there to see it.....D0HdzJBX4AAJwVY.jpg...

BRILLIANT JUMBO,I SEE YOU EVENTUALLY GOT IT RIGHT AND REALISED IT WAS AT OLD TRAFFORD THE FORUM CLOWN STRIKES AGAIN

[TAXIfor7/11]

I've got more brains in my little toe than
all of your head......

Is That Why You've NEVER Accepted my Challenge on a Football Quiz,Then ??

oh know,not this again?you ended up like a version of Bamber Gascoigne ,your trying to hard alan,just relax and enjoy the few years youve got left

[stattointhailand]

Now if only it was an EPL match it would be on topic ......... at last

[747man]

Oh Dear, RELEGATION On the Horizon ' Eh Statts.....Never Mind You MIGHT Have a " Derby " Next season with Blunderland !!

[stattointhailand]

Another game. another defeat, another blank scoresheet

But at least Villa only put two past the toon ...... not seven like some teams

[Drunk Monkey]

After a decent start to the season its all gone pear shaped for the Magpies ..Bruce must be checking his in tray for Ashleys get oot memo on a daily basis... gonna be in the mix for relegation for sure along with Fulham , Brighton .. Sheff U looked doomed already and WBA not far behind.

Elsewhere ..did i mention Scunny won the Linconshire derby 3-0 against the Codheads ..

DM

[stattointhailand]

Interestingly we still await the outcome of the takeover arbitration.
Interestingly RAFA and his team have just "terminated their contracts" in China.
Interestingly the PIF have just made it known they are willing to re visit the takeover idea
Interestingly their "preferred" manager before was RAFA
Interestingly Be In are being shown in Saudi now

[fogeyes]

Not at all interesting
Hope Newcastle do go down

[tamada]

Interestingly we still await the outcome of the takeover arbitration.
Interestingly RAFA and his team have just "terminated their contracts" in China.
Interestingly the PIF have just made it known they are willing to re visit the takeover idea
Interestingly their "preferred" manager before was RAFA
Interestingly Be In are being shown in Saudi now

Does anyone have Claude Puel's contact info?

[stattointhailand]

Some guy called McCall being linked by some, but I can't see "fatman" paying those sort of wages

[dezzer111]

I've got more brains in my little toe than
all of your head......

Is That Why You've NEVER Accepted my Challenge on a Football Quiz,Then ??

oh know,not this again?you ended up like a version of Bamber Gascoigne ,your trying to hard alan,just relax and enjoy the few years youve got left

Yep wise words Alan, you can call me by my first name, Padriag Derry, I think xxxxx has run its course don't you, but each to their own, but I think JU M BO is well suited to you so I'll just continue with Jumbo OK my friend

[samster]

Another game. another defeat, another blank scoresheet

Big game Tuesday Stats. If your lot beat Leeds, it will make for an interesting end to the season, if we beat you, I reckon we're on the road to being safe.

I had a bet before Burnley beat Liverpool. WBA, Sheff and Leeds to go down at 100/1. Came down to 80/1 after Burnley won and will probably be 50/1 tops if we lose to the Geordies.

Tagged your comment to make sure you see this amongst all the inane scally posts.

[747man]

I've got more brains in my little toe than
all of your head......

Is That Why You've NEVER Accepted my Challenge on a Football Quiz,Then ??

oh know,not this again?you ended up like a version of Bamber Gascoigne ,your trying to hard alan,just relax and enjoy the few years youve got left

Yep wise words Alan, you can call me by my first name, Padriag Derry, I think xxxxx has run its course don't you, but each to their own, but I think JU M BO is well suited to you so I'll just continue with Jumbo OK my friend

Well 6 Months Ago You could've called me Jumbo, But Not now as I've Lost Over 20 kgs Since....O.K Derek or is it Desmond ??

[stattointhailand]

Their still having problems learning the basics samster. I think it's been suggested to Brucie recently that one of the objects of the game (after you perfect the stick your nose infront of the ball until it looks like a cabbage play), is to stick the little round thing into that basket of string at the end of the pitch. As you can well imagine this came as a severe shock to him, as he thought they were there to stop vegetables that were being thrown at him all these years.
I suppose there is a slight chance of the toon scoring, even if its only coz you have to misshit a crap shot sooner or later and get it to bobble in, you cannot expect to fail miserably with 100% of shots ..... but they will try to

[tamada]

Shocking deflection there statts.

But maybe the toon could use a few of those as well?

[samster]

He suggested in yesterday's interview that having Fraser and Saint Maximin playing together would solve that. Typical that it should happen in time for our visit. Gonna persevere with Wilson in my FF team for the Leeds fixture.

[TAXIfor7/11]

I've got more brains in my little toe than
all of your head......

Is That Why You've NEVER Accepted my Challenge on a Football Quiz,Then ??

oh know,not this again?you ended up like a version of Bamber Gascoigne ,your trying to hard alan,just relax and enjoy the few years youve got left

Yep wise words Alan, you can call me by my first name, Padriag Derry, I think xxxxx has run its course don't you, but each to their own, but I think JU M BO is well suited to you so I'll just continue with Jumbo OK my friend

Well 6 Months Ago You could've called me Jumbo, But Not now as I've Lost Over 20 kgs Since....O.K Derek or is it Desmond ??

Did you lose a leg?

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[Drunk Monkey]

I've got more brains in my little toe than
all of your head......

Is That Why You've NEVER Accepted my Challenge on a Football Quiz,Then ??

oh know,not this again?you ended up like a version of Bamber Gascoigne ,your trying to hard alan,just relax and enjoy the few years youve got left

Yep wise words Alan, you can call me by my first name, Padriag Derry, I think xxxxx has run its course don't you, but each to their own, but I think JU M BO is well suited to you so I'll just continue with Jumbo OK my friend

Well 6 Months Ago You could've called me Jumbo, But Not now as I've Lost Over 20 kgs Since....O.K Derek or is it Desmond ??

Alan ... ALAN .. JUMBO / 747 ??? has the penny dropped yet .. OML a good part of the 20kgs lost must ov been yer wallet and Brain matter

DM

[TAXIfor7/11]

I've got more brains in my little toe than
all of your head......

Is That Why You've NEVER Accepted my Challenge on a Football Quiz,Then ??

oh know,not this again?you ended up like a version of Bamber Gascoigne ,your trying to hard alan,just relax and enjoy the few years youve got left

Yep wise words Alan, you can call me by my first name, Padriag Derry, I think xxxxx has run its course don't you, but each to their own, but I think JU M BO is well suited to you so I'll just continue with Jumbo OK my friend

Well 6 Months Ago You could've called me Jumbo, But Not now as I've Lost Over 20 kgs Since....O.K Derek or is it Desmond ??

Alan ... ALAN .. JUMBO / 747 ??? has the penny dropped yet .. OML a good part of the 20kgs lost must ov been yer wallet and Brain matter

DM

Bless,''The gift that keeps giving '' have a day off jumbo,theres a village missing an idiot

[747man]

I've got more brains in my little toe than
all of your head......

Is That Why You've NEVER Accepted my Challenge on a Football Quiz,Then ??

oh know,not this again?you ended up like a version of Bamber Gascoigne ,your trying to hard alan,just relax and enjoy the few years youve got left

Yep wise words Alan, you can call me by my first name, Padriag Derry, I think xxxxx has run its course don't you, but each to their own, but I think JU M BO is well suited to you so I'll just continue with Jumbo OK my friend

Well 6 Months Ago You could've called me Jumbo, But Not now as I've Lost Over 20 kgs Since....O.K Derek or is it Desmond ??

Alan ... ALAN .. JUMBO / 747 ??? has the penny dropped yet .. OML a good part of the 20kgs lost must ov been yer wallet and Brain matter

DM

Yeah IF I'd had YOUR Wallet it would've Been Jon....