Scot scran

[tamada]

^ What you on, eh? They came from Songkhla not Wuhan.

[papafarang]

Off for breakfast at the gallery , made a few tattie scones to take along. Monday fry up club

Save some Tattie scones for me !!

Sorry got a taste for them myself , just got another box of potatoes say will get the girls to peel a couple of kg. They're very nice with poached eggs and bacon.

[Drunk Monkey]

What does a full traditional SCOTTISH breakfast consist ov ?? .. (i dont mean a wee dram and a cigar)

i like the sound of tatty scones poached heggs n bacon on top ..

DM

[tamada]

What does a full traditional SCOTTISH breakfast consist ov ?? .. (i dont mean a wee dram and a cigar)

i like the sound of tatty scones poached heggs n bacon on top ..

DM

Same, same trad English but fried bread and tattie scones instead of mushrooms and tomatoes, square sausage instead of regular and no ******' baked beans.

[Drunk Monkey]

Nay black poodin then ?? .. sacre blue NO BAKED BEANS .. tha put hairs on ya sporan

one ov my faves .. Lorne square sausage was great on toasted bread with plum tomatoes on top .. drizzled with Worcester sauce

DM

[AlexO]

Aye black pudding included, but sometimes changed for (or added) fried haggis. The real traditional Scottish breakfast is porridge with salt. None of yer sweet stuff, just salt.

[Drunk Monkey]

i was recently informed a traditional Jok brekky was a freshly disinfected rowie from Songkhla

[Niggly]

Is it pronounced "Scon" or Sc oh ne"?

[Drunk Monkey]

Is it pronounced "Scon" or Sc oh ne"?

IMO both are correct .. a lot depends on ones upbringing and if one talks with a plum or plums in ones mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLshMsnEwLw

DM

[Drunk Monkey]

many opinions on Scon or Scone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGEpIzy5eAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_8M2Rc1IYg

things get nasty in the following (covers all bases vid) viewer decretion advised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Nthx8PNzk

DM

[Niggly]

Did you used to have scones from the chippie which were two slices of potato filled with a slice of fish, battered & fried?

[Drunk Monkey]

of course it was called a fishcake .. it was invented in 1897 in Scunthorpe by Abdul Inabadmahood whose famous catchphrase was .. " if it smells of fish its gotta be tasty "

[Niggly]

Thats the fella.
School dinner time was always bought depending on how flush you were..
Monday - Special & Chips
Tuesday - Fish & Chips
Wednesday - Scone & Chips
Thursday - Dab & Chips
Friday - Scraps & Chips

The rest of the money was spent on Space Invaders in the corner of the chippie

[tamada]

^ Ah...those were the days, e.g.? While the rest of the lads were playing Space Invaders, I was shagging Elaine Ritchie, standing up, behind the bus shelter just up the road.

[Niggly]

^ I wondered where that greasy mark on the perspex screen that looked like a butt imprint came from

[Drunk Monkey]

^ Ah...those were the days, e.g.? While the rest of the lads were playing Space Invaders, I was shagging Elaine Ritchie, standing up, behind the bus shelter just up the road.

And i bet Ms Ritchie .. or Elastic Elaine as more commonly know will also never forget those 3 minute fumblings in the rear ...of the bus shelter ..poor lass was scared for life .

Never got into space invaders .. i was Claustrophobic ..amongst other things .

DM

[dunroaming]

^ Ah...those were the days, e.g.? While the rest of the lads were playing Space Invaders, I was shagging Elaine Ritchie, standing up, behind the bus shelter just up the road.

Wonder if she has the same memories, did she drop her bag of chips that's the question

[tamada]

^ Naw... that wiz Morag "the toerag" Massie who would drop onythin' for a ride.

[AlexO]

Is it pronounced "Scon" or Sc oh ne"?

If referring to the baked thingy that posh people have in the afternoon with clotted coo's milk and jam, its scon (scone). sc oo ne (Scone) is the name of the Scottish Castle which I believe the Queens mum was born and lived in before marrying the stuttering Prince of Wales.

[tamada]

Christ oan a bike!

It's scone!

Pronounced SKON

As in, "Whaur's ma tattie skons gone?!"