COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

[samuel]

[mak]

New Covid variant.

[Niggly]

Humour, important information or conspiracy thread? Decisions, decisions

[Drunk Monkey]

more deadly than all before ...



DM

[stattointhailand]

more deadly than all before ...



DM

I think it might have escaped Tin tin tin

[Khun Paul]

Understand is also has carriers which have two legs , explains a lot in my book

[pipadoo]

And now the most dangerous of all🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸

[mak]

Coming June 7.

[mak]

Astra and Zeneka.

[Drunk Monkey]

Astra and Zeneka.

Adore Milfs ... love to give em a jab ... hold still it wont hurt its only a little ***** you wont feel a thing !!

DM

[samuel]

sorry guys - i know covid-19 isn't funny at all.
and the pros and cons about vaccination were widely discussed already
but sometimes it helps a little to have a sense for humor though…..
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[parrot]

Today's rumor(humor) mill brings you the saga of the Thai mushroom hunters who found their way into Laos where they were detained and vaccinated with an mRNA vaccine. For some, that'd be like winning the lottery. There are unsubstantiated reports of villagers lining up to go mushroom hunting along the Thai/Laos border.

[Drunk Monkey]

UCMTSU ..humourous not sure but posted here seemed the best option

Rather strange story on Thai TV Nation news ch 22 .. young enterprizing Thai girl selling her panties on line and shipping them.all over the world at 250 per pc plus p+p.. former fruit seller commented due to covid cant make any money selling fruit so selling her used soiled underwear seemed like a good idea .

DM aint no expert but i would imagine dirty unwashed underwear may be an issue ref covid transmission especially if on express delivery . .. if any UM members have ordered maybe they can share there opinions

TIT

Dm

[stattointhailand]

Going back 18 months to the start of the Covid education campaign on Sky they made a point of sayiig that Covid can remain on plastic or metal for up to 72 hours, but letters/parcels were safe to handle, so providing she uses paper knicks you should be safe to order

[Giggle]

Vaccinated geezers of Udon Thani head out to the bars.

[pipadoo]

I’ve ordered 12 dozen but not yet arrived.
I will keep you updated

[Giggle]

More truth to this than most want to admit.

To Defeat Delta Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time

U.S.—To defeat the massive, scary, definitely world-ending wave of COVID being driven by the delta variant of the deadly, frightening disease you should remain afraid of for the rest of your life, experts are recommending we try all the things that didn't work the first time.

From wearing masks and social distancing to locking everyone down and destroying the economy, experts are all suggesting that we just try the same things we did last time that didn't work at all.



"We are going to lock down, wear masks, and social distance, all of which didn't work, but hey. It's worth trying again," said Dr. Anthony Fauci in a television interview this morning. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. That's what they taught us in science school. Look at my lab coat. It's white. Do you like it? It has pockets."

The television anchor then assured Dr. Fauci that his pockets were very nice.

"Thanks. I also have the heartbeat thingy. I like to breathe on it to warm it up. Makes me look official and doctory and whatnot."

At publishing time, experts had clarified that while we're going to be doing the same things that didn't work over and over again, we're going to be doing them harder this time.

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-defeat-d ... first-time

[Drunk Monkey]

Vaccinated geezers of Udon Thani head out to the bars.

[noosard]

Vaccinated geezers of Udon Thani head out to the bars.

Brilliant

[stattointhailand]

Dr Fauci said we want to do everything that didnt work last time ...... BUT ..... this time get all the brainless dickheads in the country to do as they are told