EURO 2020/21 Tournament.

[tamada]

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Everyone on tinernet going for France v Portugal final .. im sticking with Belgium , they have a cracking keeper , midfield and front line ..alas no players from Leeds United .

DM

Except Macedonia's Alioski (for now).

In other, friendly news, Spain and Portugal ground out a goalless draw last night while Italy put an unanswered 4 past a lackluster Czech Republic.

[stattointhailand]

As I said ........

GLI AZZURRI

[Drunk Monkey]

I used to enjoy watching the Euros or the World Cup in bars in the UK or Thailand where there was a good footie atmosphere.
Sadly it looks as though that won't be possible this time around in Thailand.
Miss the beer promo girls over here also.....
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Oh my Lord ZID thats loverly .. a stunner .. even got a hint of kateoyness which is perfect... i too miss the crack in the pubs during a World cup or Euros .

Lets not forget the UK pubs have beer cheer girls .. and some smashing barmaids



Meet the oldest barmaid in the world .. Dolly Saville at 100 years old .. worked in the Red Lion in Wendover for 74 years .. she deserves a tip.

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Hey Tam.. nice of you to take time out from your black opps TARTAN HAWK DOWN extraction to post here on UM .. hope the undercover behind enema lines goes as planned and Cummings is air lifted to safety before he is assassinated.

BTW more importantly can you bring me a new Scunthorpe Utd footy shirt on the way back ..

Im sticking with Belgium for the Euros .. and that its crazy to take Maguire n Henderson with neither fit.

DM

[stattointhailand]

I'll take the 100 yr old barmaid serving a decent pint anyday over a bita skirt serving crap beer ......... I'm sure I'll enjoy the local totty much more whilst supping a proper pint

[Drunk Monkey]

I'll take the 100 yr old barmaid serving a decent pint anyday over a bita skirt serving crap beer ......... I'm sure I'll enjoy the local totty much more whilst supping a proper pint

Why am i not surprised you must be strange to support Newcastle utd this just confirms it .. i would take the Chang lass in Zids post all day long .. shes/hes a cracker I THINK IM IN LOVE !!! and Chang is my tipple of choice when slumming it...

Back to the footy .... still no updates from Southgate on replacement for TAA ?? ..

DM

[Zidane]

Southgate will announce TAA,s replacement after Sunday's friendly.
A big problem for him if two other right backs get injured.
Well, statto is a cockney who supports Newcastle....maybe his preference is for older women, just like Wayne Rooney's was
Forget the beer then, here's a local Government worker just for you....

[Drunk Monkey]

Zid stop it please ...IM IN LOVE AGAIN .. what a marvelous set of lungs she has make a great bingo caller...shes missing a few war medals but they will come in time .. i went in the water athority office and the guy there looked like he was a WWI AND 11 vet so many medals n pips..

Both the Chang lass and the Beige beauty receive 9.9 out of 10 on the DM wankOmeter.

Oh sorry i got side tracked .. yeah the footy .. Southgate may as well see if anymore injuries after the next friendly .. Grealish isnt 100% fit according to my sauces within the English FA... surely there are fit replacements with experience for Henderson especially as hes not played since Feb 21 ... IMO selfish him taking a slot up with little chance of any game time.

DM

[Zidane]

Thinking about it, England has a dearth of top class midfielders... I can only think of Ward-Prowse of Southampton or Maddison of Leicester who could possibly fit the bill... maybe Lingard of West Ham form, but he,s more of an attacker.

Then you are down to the likes of Dier,Milner and Dele Ali only squad players with their clubs.
Let's pour a beer and think about it

[Drunk Monkey]

Thinking about it, England has a dearth of top class midfielders... I can only think of Ward-Prowse of Southampton or Maddison of Leicester who could possibly fit the bill... maybe Lingard of West Ham form, but he,s more of an attacker.

Then you are down to the likes of Dier,Milner and Dele Ali only squad players with their clubs.
Let's pour a beer and think about it

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Maddison is a good call Zid .. Henderson not played a competitive game since Feb is just crazy taking him .. this bollocks about his experience and dressing room presence is total crap .. lets get some one who can make a difference on the pitch..in fairness Maguire is closer to fitness but prone to errors and lacking match fitness is an issue.

Another fine chest you got me into Zid .. ..looks like a very friendly young lady.

DM

[Drunk Monkey]

Not wishing this thread to get derailed .. lets keep it to football and pretty young ladies with massive jugs ..

HOWEVER ..i must mention my annoyance at England Players and Austrian taking a knee recently .. this BLM bollocks should be kept out of the game .. fans go to watch a game their team not to have politics rammed down their throats.

ALL lives matter not only black so please i hope knee taking wont be involved at this tournament.

Well summed up here by Alex Belfield on YT ..not everyones cuppa tea but he does hit the nail on the head some times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bPmLnj8IA

Back to the totty and cleevarge ...oh and the football.

DM

[Zidane]

Remember the good old days on the forum with Bob Helm, at the helm, pienmash, superlings, Irish Alan, goodison, Galee, statto etc.
We used to have "Euro babes" and "World Cup babes" to look forward to.
But wouldn't work now because of face masks.

Anyway, it's nice to see Scotland in the tournament and hope they enjoy their 3 games...

[samster]

LUTVs Emma. Not my cup of tea but, smashing fun bags.

I've got my table booked at a pub in Leeds for next Sunday. Dropping my girlfriend off at LHR for a 12.30 flight and, need to make it back to Leeds for 2.00PM. First time I've had cause to thank Covid. It's a great excuse to avoid hanging round an airport for a long goodbye.

[Drunk Monkey]

Remember the good old days on the forum with Bob Helm, at the helm, pienmash, superlings, Irish Alan, goodison, Galee, statto etc.
We used to have "Euro babes" and "World Cup babes" to look forward to.
But wouldn't work now because of face masks.

Anyway, it's nice to see Scotland in the tournament and hope they enjoy their 3 games...
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Gonna miss the World cup / Euro babes pics ..

A blast from the past there Zid .. i see Mr Helm out n about now n then .. Goodison (Everton) and Galee (Chelsea) still around also as is Statto (Mackems) tho hes only allowed out when the nurses allow.... as for pienmash ..now he was a prolific poster marvelous chap ..i wonder what happened to him ???

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LUTVs Emma. Not my cup of tea but, smashing fun bags.

I've got my table booked at a pub in Leeds for next Sunday. Dropping my girlfriend off at LHR for a 12.30 flight and, need to make it back to Leeds for 2.00PM. First time I've had cause to thank Covid. It's a great excuse to avoid hanging round an airport for a long goodbye.

Agree cracking set of knockers Samster.. but bit too much messing around facially .. saying that if she was sat on my face i would give her 3 hours to get off.

DM

[stattointhailand]

Still sticking with Italy ....... BTW this is Pamala David the presenter of Match of the Day in Italy....... more reason to tune in than to listen to Gary Line ay ker

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Wonder if she can pull a pint?

[tamada]

Zid stop it please ...IM IN LOVE AGAIN .. what a marvelous set of lungs she has make a great bingo caller...shes missing a few war medals but they will come in time .. i went in the water athority office and the guy there looked like he was a WWI AND 11 vet so many medals n pips..

Both the Chang lass and the Beige beauty receive 9.9 out of 10 on the DM wankOmeter.

Oh sorry i got side tracked .. yeah the footy .. Southgate may as well see if anymore injuries after the next friendly .. Grealish isnt 100% fit according to my sauces within the English FA... surely there are fit replacements with experience for Henderson especially as hes not played since Feb 21 ... IMO selfish him taking a slot up with little chance of any game time.

DM

Grealish runs around with his socks around his ankles, gets the sh*it kicked out of him and wonders why he has shin problems? Not the sharpest knife in the drawer is he?

[tamada]

Not wishing this thread to get derailed .. lets keep it to football and pretty young ladies with massive jugs ..

HOWEVER ..i must mention my annoyance at England Players and Austrian taking a knee recently .. this BLM bollocks should be kept out of the game .. fans go to watch a game their team not to have politics rammed down their throats.

ALL lives matter not only black so please i hope knee taking wont be involved at this tournament.

Well summed up here by Alex Belfield on YT ..not everyones cuppa tea but he does hit the nail on the head some times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bPmLnj8IA

Back to the totty and cleevarge ...oh and the football.

DM

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[tamada]

Still sticking with Italy ....... BTW this is Pamala David the presenter of Match of the Day in Italy....... more reason to tune in than to listen to Gary Line ay ker


Pamala David.jpg

Wonder if she can pull a pint?

Way-aye! Tits oot fer th' lads!

[Drunk Monkey]

Not wishing this thread to get derailed .. lets keep it to football and pretty young ladies with massive jugs ..

HOWEVER ..i must mention my annoyance at England Players and Austrian taking a knee recently .. this BLM bollocks should be kept out of the game .. fans go to watch a game their team not to have politics rammed down their throats.

ALL lives matter not only black so please i hope knee taking wont be involved at this tournament.

Well summed up here by Alex Belfield on YT ..not everyones cuppa tea but he does hit the nail on the head some times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bPmLnj8IA

Back to the totty and cleevarge ...oh and the football.

DM

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Its Belfield Tammy .. not -----

DM

[Drunk Monkey]

Hey Tam .. great of you to post again but shouldnt you be getting blacked up in the pre ops room ready for the chopper coming ?? ..

Btw fame has gone to Nigglys head and you are catching up to retake UMs most prolific poster .. its coming home its coming home ..

DM

[Zidane]

Here's a nice pair from Euro 2016 when we had normality....

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