Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

[tamada]

Anyone needing any ironing done?

(hundreds were killed in the rush...)

[papafarang]

Dish washing and potato peeling?

[stattointhailand]

Dish washing and potato peeling?

Sounds like a job for the FEA (Flat Earth Army)

[papafarang]

Dish washing and potato peeling?

Sounds like a job for the FEA (Flat Earth Army)

or some random orphaned child. we must discuss child labor rights tomorrow. should we give them money ? or get them on the grindstone for rice and fish heads ?. i know which way that conversation will go . but anyway ,back to Noosies child slave labor business . i think its a winner

[Niggly]

or some random orphaned child. we must discuss child labor rights tomorrow. should we give them money ? or get them on the grindstone for rice and fish heads ?. i know which way that conversation will go . but anyway ,back to Noosies child slave labor business . i think its a winner

Me too & if we don’t give them money we all win.
Jobs get done, children get life lessons as well as having fun, adults can smile while overseeing. It’s all good if you ask me, I might even treat a lollipop at the end (& if a good job is done, the kid can have one too)

[Drunk Monkey]

PUBLIC NOTICE

Despite the current inclement weather (due to global warming or not ) and restrictions on air travel the UFES meeting scheduled for today at PFs emporium will go ahead as planned .. seats taken 12 noon for the UFES club song prayer reading and welcoming of any new members..

12 noon to 3pm we will go through the listed minutes of the meeting then 3pm - 4pm our guest speaker .. who this week will be Denise a local Canadian expat who will tell his story and recent experience of having a full gender reasignment surgery..at this point any members that are easily offended may wish to check bin n leave as Denis will be showing the graphic video and subsequent scars created.

See you all there.

DM

[stattointhailand]

Will Denise be bringing along his recently acquired Olympic Transgurning Gold Medal?

[Drunk Monkey]

Will Denise be bringing along his recently acquired Olympic Transgurning Gold Medal?

Alas not Statto ..though im told he/she will be bringing the removed dangley bits in a jar for members to peruse if they so wish , i for one will just stick with the afternoon tea break and beef stew as not a fan of sausage !!

Get yourself down Statto ... you would fit in well as waffling n talking bollocks is the order of the day.

DM

[papafarang]

Will Denise be bringing along his recently acquired Olympic Transgurning Gold Medal?

he got disqualified due to having a genetic advantage

[Niggly]

If it’s really a Flat Earth how do you explain the hill I have to go up on the ring road to get there?

[noosard]

That would be an optical illusion

[noosard]

[Niggly]

Does the Flat Earth Society have members around the globe?

[GT93]

I expect so. I understand there are currently tens of millions of membership applications from Americans.

[Drunk Monkey]

Does the Flat Earth Society have members around the globe?

Hills dont count... yes thousands from Cleethorpes to Cairo to Cairns !!



GREAT NEWS .. it seems as well as Denis another speaker has been double booked .. a real bonus with Lally giving us a talk on life growing up in a Zulu village ... being one of 17 children (no TVs) and his mothers milk drying up he was breast fed by a the village camel called Clive .. can certainly see the resemblance



An update

Had a coupe of PMs asking for location ..and are there any fees for joining ..so PFs emporium is in Hansa village and the general rule is new members buy all seated a beverage when attending the first meeting.

Just time for a SSS , wax my tongue and trim my toe nails and leave.

DM

[tamada]

Does the Flat Earth Society have members around the globe?

I'm in Qatar (momentarily).

[Niggly]

Jeeeesuzz wept, you Flat Earthers are a humourless bunch…….



Flat Earth

Around the GLOBE


get it?


Never mind

[GT93]

You wicked man. You might get reported.

[stattointhailand]

We have to sadly report that expedition leader Lord Jacob Reece Ole Ole Buscuit Barrel and his crew members on the New Zealand is out there somewhere group have not been heard off for three weeks, and it has to be assumed that they have all perished when falling off the edge

[Barney]

For many years I have been looking through my solar powered radio telescope in udon and have found some proof that the earth is flat.
Picture tells a thousand words.




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