Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

[stattointhailand]

Bro Chairman Sir, are we gonna get UFES Associated with our Spannish cousins ....... I hear they are considering doing lilac merch !!

[noosard]

The meeting today was well attend by the members
Guest speakers had lots to tell
Will let the secretary inform all of the truth

[papafarang]

but any way. after a vote today child labor is acceptable.

[Drunk Monkey]

Indeed todays meeting was well attended 16 members ...at best decribed as interesting , some thought and solace needs to be taken into consideration... with regard to child labour .. world power and a chooce beteween rum raison or coc chip.also ..

Both Denise / Denis and Lallee offered thanks to the syphtheic members in attendance both during in after there talks... denise declined the offer of sausage stimulation on several fronts .. and i went home sges aga 55 honest

Full update to follow

DM

[Khun Paul]

Is this UFES a result of many receiving the Covid Jab which in turn has affected their mental abilities . In which case over the ensuing months the membership could gain many members ............!!

[Giggle]

but any way. after a vote today child labor is acceptable.

How about slave labor? I could use a few slaves.

[Niggly]

It’s an uphill struggle, but you’re getting there



(Uphill - get it?)

[noosard]

Had my slave out today water blasting and sweeping
Does it with a smile as well
Gave him a drink
Lucky lad

[stattointhailand]

Tap water I assume

[Niggly]

Tap water I assume

Tap water?
Lucky
When we were kids we used to have to drink rain water from a puddle in the road

[stattointhailand]

I take it you were the 5th Yorkshireman then

[Khun Paul]

I take it you were the 5th Yorkshireman then

Was not aware they could count that high ...........lol

[noosard]

Needed for the blind members of the society

[Drunk Monkey]

That would be a marvelous as we could play green earth and melting ice cap programs.

Alas .. at the moment it seemed like sorting out the phones of fossil member AUS003 and tidying up the dodgy haircuts were the order of the day .. the new rule checking that members are smartly dressed (shirts with sleeves) and well manicured was welcome by all except one who was held down n given a trim.

The club entry handshake n gesture was agreed though the motto ....

DONT CHEW ON LIFEs GRISSLE ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE still to be voted on.

Both speakers were very well received and at one point member UK007 performed a spontanenous magic trick when removing an albino kitten from his shorts.

Birthday greetings from all to member SEP001

The meeting ended with a song and the now customry "moon" by member NZ002

Onwards to next week ..details of speakers TBA

DM

[noosard]

The Aussie custom of smashing first drinks was continued by grandad
also local bikie was expelled for being skankly attired

[Niggly]

I take it you were the 5th Yorkshireman then

Apparently I’m not allowed to agree with this for some reason. No doubt this post will follow in my previous reply & will also be disallowed.

Yaaaay, naughty step rules

[tamada]

A motto ripped from some irrelevant Monty Python skit?

Honestly, is that the best that UFES can come up with? Maybe members should try developing this before they get pished.

Ta
tam

FES Charter Member

[noosard]

Ye should attend more meetings JOC008
Input is always welcomed

[Drunk Monkey]

Tam from ""founder to charter"" in one post impressive !!... one thing that was agreed (before any beverages were taken) at the last meeting was you are a MEMBER .. alas currently in a non contributory state therefore until JOC008 turns up in person and re affirms the clubs vows and entry handshake your membership is suspended until further notice.

It pains me to have to tell you this as IMO just by turning up you would have been an odds on favourite to win the up n coming gurning championship.

DM

[GT93]

If a gentleman has time for only one club or society in Udon, should he run with the Masons or the Flat Earthers? Let's assume the gentleman is rather fond of beer.