Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

[papafarang]

If a gentleman has time for only one club or society in Udon, should he run with the Masons or the Flat Earthers? Let's assume the gentleman is rather fond of beer.

your assuming we don't have masons as members already . some one has to put the kettle on.

[papafarang]

scooooones

[stattointhailand]

scooooones

Are you allowed to say that?

[Niggly]

scooooones

Are you allowed to say that?

Yes

[tamada]

Tam from ""founder to charter"" in one post impressive !!... one thing that was agreed (before any beverages were taken) at the last meeting was you are a MEMBER .. alas currently in a non contributory state therefore until JOC008 turns up in person and re affirms the clubs vows and entry handshake your membership is suspended until further notice.

It pains me to have to tell you this as IMO just by turning up you would have been an odds on favourite to win the up n coming gurning championship.

DM

Ah... grasshopper.

Charter members have certain inviolable and irrevocable rights. You simply state the rules as they apply to yourself and the other common and garden hoi polloi of west-end stew slurpers, curry munchers, scone smugglers and erstwhile UFES bandwagon jumpers.

It doesn't pain me to advise you that your pending Charter Member application has duly been wiped by my sweaty arse.

Now stop plagiarizing bloody Monty Python and use that fertile imagination of yours to spur the great unwashed to come up with a more pithy motto that befits the wit, gravitas and unquestionable high intelligence of the UFES membership.

PS: You need to find more members too.

[noosard]

the world is your oyster
so bound to be some pearls of wisdom from UFES
as it was raining kittens and puppies today

[Drunk Monkey]

Indeed a spontaneous UFES meeting today ..
On the agenda was club security and an unfortunate incident when a self defence roleplay senario turned into a savage and unprovocked pepper attack leaving UK007 needing medical attention
All.in attendance wish the young man a speedy recovery.

UK 002 again got more food on his shirt than in his mouth and a minutes silence was held for ZUL003 when he had to break into a 500bt note

2 new members welcomed CAN001 and CAN002 also 2 renegade NBLP flat earthers in attendance .. it was agreed further discussion is required on suspended member JOC003 who has failed to meet the minimum number of attended meetings for the year siting being on a submarine simply isnt good enough .

More importantly a marvelous big indian chicken tikka rap at the crazy price of 100bt and takexaway super fruity scones x 8

UFES MEETING Friday 24th .. from 12 moon PFs emporium Hansa clubhouse

All welcome ..smart dress please ...no nostril.hair or freyed shorts .and shirts must have sleeves

DM

[stattointhailand]

Any truth in the rumour that the committee are gonna present UK002 with a Chang T shirt and Aussie Flat end of the World citizenship?

[noosard]

Only if UK002 comes up with 10 pounds

[stattointhailand]

Just had a donation on the UFES OnlyFans page

[joepai]

the world is your oyster

Please quote correctly : The world is your lobster…

[stattointhailand]

Not if it swims too close to the edge

[tamada]

Not if it swims too close to the edge

[stattointhailand]

I'll set 'em up, you 'ed 'em in

[Drunk Monkey]

Great news ,,, despite the forecast of heavy rain , an appocalypic generation created by education establishments being closed and a missing man hole cover on Kuthap road pleased to say the UFES meeting tomorrow will go ahead.

The speaker tomorrow will be local health expert Khun Turdsak Tubbalardhandsoffmicake the founder of the Udon Fight Fighters slimming club who will be giving a a talk on obesity and offering advice on diet and health options to loose weight and get fit.

Lets hope some of the more out of shape rotund and porsine members take note... any members wishing to talk openly about their lardyness can do so without fear of ridicule ..we are here to help so much so a bibs are now being supplied and a block n tackle has been fitted in the WC.

Seats taken at 12 noon , club song and prayers , speaker at 3pm...

PFs emporium Hansa clubhouse...

** smart dress only no odd socks or scotch taped glasses , shirts must have sleeves, collars optional**

DM

[stattointhailand]

Members should note the findings in British Medical Journal before taking on any sort of strenuous activities ....

"Moreover, research found evidence that high intensity exercise can acutely increase the risk for sudden cardiac arrest or sudden cardiac death in individuals with underlying cardiac disease."

UFES members should therefore consult a qualified barman before lifting their own glass

[joepai]

UFES members should therefore consult a qualified barman before lifting their own glass
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Thought the UFES constitution states there should be no discrimination with regard to sex/colour/creed and brands of beer?

[stattointhailand]

Barladys duties have been amended to not include strenuous excercise like lifting full glasses of beer, opening doors etc, their UFES visa only allows them to moan occationally whilst uttering the word YES YES YES NO OH YES numerous times and watching Thai soap operas on TV over members shoulders

[papafarang]

UFES members can look forward to cottage pie for lunch today. plus scoooones . im feeling like we should have a Freddy mercury sing along as well, that should keep zulu and grandad happy.

[chopperjoey]

lol. this thread makes me laugh....