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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by vidmaster » September 14, 2021, 4:01 pm

Got it
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by pipadoo » September 18, 2021, 2:11 am

Good
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by pipadoo » September 18, 2021, 1:24 pm

Sorted
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by vidmaster » September 19, 2021, 3:35 pm

Hihi
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Post by pipadoo » September 27, 2021, 6:59 pm

Done
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by pipadoo » September 29, 2021, 1:32 pm

Magic
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by 747man » October 1, 2021, 10:35 am

Get Yer Ski's & Toboggan Ready Mr. Tam.....Snow warning for UK with 'very frosty' temperatures ........
Parts of Scotland have already been hit by snow

This is NOT A Joke, Just Couldn't find a Suitable Thread for it.....Please DO NOT Disapprove !!!
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Post by Mjkt » October 7, 2021, 9:16 am

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Post by 747man » October 7, 2021, 11:26 am

I had a stick deodorant. Instructions were "unscrew cap and push up bottom" it was painful but every time I farted, the room smelt lovely.
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by vidmaster » October 8, 2021, 5:03 am

Nice one 747
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by Earnest » October 8, 2021, 5:20 am

747man wrote: ↑
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 I had a stick deodorant. Instructions were "unscrew cap and push up bottom" it was painful but every time I farted, the room smelt lovely.
That wasn't a joke, was it Alan, because you and I both know the scent was lilac.
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by vidmaster » October 10, 2021, 5:11 pm

Agree!!!
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by 747man » October 10, 2021, 7:32 pm

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by 747man » October 10, 2021, 7:55 pm

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.... :-" :-" \:D/ \:D/
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by vidmaster » October 12, 2021, 3:27 am

Here we go
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by pipadoo » October 12, 2021, 1:29 pm

Gotcha
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by jackspratt » October 12, 2021, 7:33 pm

vidmaster wrote: ↑
October 12, 2021, 3:27 am
Here we go......
...... for the second time in 2 days. :shock:

But I guess the really good ones are worthy of an encore. :D
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by vidmaster » October 13, 2021, 11:00 pm

Apologies for repeat- Senior Moment- again 😌😌😌😌
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