A Third Wanted for Breakfast

[milkman]

We are two Americans, one a retired executive and one a popular author of self-help & humor books. Our 3rd has gone abroad and we are looking for a new 3rd. Nonsmoker. At my house near Nong Sim. Pls. write alangarner6z@gmail.com.

[pepesgrill]

milkman , let me apologize for the members whose mum's neglected to teach them any manners.
they often behave this way. demerits assigned

[Galee]

I wouldn't mind betting the main topic of conversation will be American Politics.

[GT93]

Steady on lads. It's not as if Donald Trump is at the breakfast. It's not fair nor polite to bash people just because they're American. The two gents seem interesting characters and the Americans I met while living in Udon long ago were all good conversationalists. We're getting a bit too feral.

[tamada]

Steady on lads.

Yes - rather pathetic, isn't it.

Imagine having breakfast with a couple of the antagonists above.

The Gallery, 10 a.m. on Mondays. Join us and give it your best shot.

[Potamoi]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Conversational ... 256&sr=8-1

I somehow imagine the OP and apparent author as being a very adept conversationalist.

WTF!! Jeez. You answer this one, you get what you deserve.

You want a third for breakfast, why, to assist in cooking , or to sit their eating or just to sit there, listening to utter rubbish emanating from the first two.

Shameful showing of the lack of imagination, wit and manners by a few of the least helpful UM xenophobe plonkers. There is a rather large difference between polite banter and just being a d!ck.

[choi choi]

I got invited for breakfast by this chap few years ago.
After, not contacted me ever again! (I think because I was a poor farang )
Is yogurt and cornflakes classed as a breakfast?

[stattointhailand]

"Shameful showing of the lack of imagination, wit and manners by a few of the least helpful UM xenophobe plonkers. There is a rather large difference between polite banter and just being a d!ck."

Sorry Paul youre out of line there .... "being invited for breakfast" ALWAYS meant the same thing in my youth (many years ago) you have pulled, youre gonna get your leg over, its another way of offering sex. In all my 67 years I've never ever had breakfast at someones house without having stayed there the night before

[GT93]

[noosard]

Steady on lads.

Yes - rather pathetic, isn't it.

Imagine having breakfast with a couple of the antagonists above.

The Gallery, 10 a.m. on Mondays. Join us and give it your best shot.

Ya late at 10 9am is the time

[tamada]

Steady on lads.

Yes - rather pathetic, isn't it.

Imagine having breakfast with a couple of the antagonists above.

The Gallery, 10 a.m. on Mondays. Join us and give it your best shot.

Ya late at 10 9am is the time

And have brekky with KP?

Seriously?

[jackspratt]

I'd rather share breakfast, lunch, and dinner with Alex, than having to suffer an instant coffee with KP.

[AlexO]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Conversational ... 256&sr=8-1

I somehow imagine the OP and apparent author as being a very adept conversationalist.

WTF!! Jeez. You answer this one, you get what you deserve.

You want a third for breakfast, why, to assist in cooking , or to sit their eating or just to sit there, listening to utter rubbish emanating from the first two.

Shameful showing of the lack of imagination, wit and manners by a few of the least helpful UM xenophobe plonkers. There is a rather large difference between polite banter and just being a d!ck.

Fine , but why not a fourth and a fifth or just a general get together like UFES.

[pepesgrill]

had anyone taken 5 minutes to read a few of this
guys previous posts, you would have seen he's already married, and made this kind offer before

[Khun Paul]

I'd rather share breakfast, lunch, and dinner with Alex, than having to suffer an instant coffee with KP.

Instant be damned, Either English Tea freshly brewed or Fresh ground coffee made in a Percolater , French press or other coffee machine. Instant in the morning , the very thought of it , makes my stomach turn.

[tamada]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Conversational ... 256&sr=8-1

I somehow imagine the OP and apparent author as being a very adept conversationalist.

WTF!! Jeez. You answer this one, you get what you deserve.

You want a third for breakfast, why, to assist in cooking , or to sit their eating or just to sit there, listening to utter rubbish emanating from the first two.

Shameful showing of the lack of imagination, wit and manners by a few of the least helpful UM xenophobe plonkers. There is a rather large difference between polite banter and just being a d!ck.

Fine , but why not a fourth and a fifth or just a general get together like UFES.

I think the OP is talking about having breakfast at his house. Nobody in their right mind would want any of the UFES clique anywhere near their corn flakes and yogurt. Just ask Dean.

They might find the UFES a bit juvenile. I suspect some of its members take juvenile into Guinness Book of Records territory.

Like most social gatherings here, it really depends on the Chang uplift. You know what it's like when kids get a sniff of the cork. The typical session winds down late afternoon but it can get a bit iffy when there's still a few holdouts after sunset. The good thing about it though is there's bugger all to remember.

[pepesgrill]

did anyone get a breakfast ? i'm starting to wonder if it all wasnt just a big pis*-take i do
apologise to brits for questioning their instincts

[Whistler]

Alan is American 55

[pepesgrill]

The op stated he was American . However , there
is a Brit novelist of some repute who goes by that
name . Other than that , we really just don't know

[Whistler]

It is not 'we really don't know' it is 'pepesgrill is a troll'

This Alan Garner is an American who lives in Udon Thani, He is an author of self help books, but not a novelist. One of his many titles. https://www.amazon.ca/Everything-Men-Kn ... 1449494854

The British author who shares the same name, lives in Cheshire, UK.