Football Friendly in Bangkok....

[dezzer111]

Ha ha ha good one mate,take note Lilac.he he he.

Wot Are Like You must be KINKY,Obsessed with Me Lilac Knickers....Hee Hee Hee

BTW, Desiree Hows Yer Non-Stick ( TEFAL ) Pan Holding Up...??

About Time Someone HIT you over the head with it then, It Wouldn't make Much difference though as there is NO Soft Brain Tissue to DAMAGE !!

Next you'll be wearing one of those gay Bluenose kits he he he.oh you mean my degree, Dopey.

555 !! You're Degree 555 !!

74stupid7what do you mean, You're Degree I'm not a degree, I have obtained a degree, you stupid *****, you can't even express yourself in the English grammer language, must be the Scouse grammer language likkkke
Get real scouse.

[747man]

Ha ha ha good one mate,take note Lilac.he he he.

Wot Are Like You must be KINKY,Obsessed with Me Lilac Knickers....Hee Hee Hee

BTW, Desiree Hows Yer Non-Stick ( TEFAL ) Pan Holding Up...??

About Time Someone HIT you over the head with it then, It Wouldn't make Much difference though as there is NO Soft Brain Tissue to DAMAGE !!

Next you'll be wearing one of those gay Bluenose kits he he he.oh you mean my degree, Dopey.

555 !! You're Degree 555 !!

74stupid7what do you mean, You're Degree I'm not a degree, I have obtained a degree, you stupid *****, you can't even express yourself in the English grammer language, must be the Scouse grammer language likkkke
Get real scouse.

STILL WAITING for YOU to show Proof of YOUR Degree !! I Won't HOLD My Breath !!

[stattointhailand]

Darwin, at the very early part of any theory of evolution, or how to score four times and STILL look like a poor mans Andy Carroll.
1) Make sure the opposition keeper has limper wrists than Larry Grayson
2) When faced with a totally open goal from under one yard and the keeper being level with one post, make sure you use all available space and scuff it so badly that you score off the other post

[Earnest]

Darwin? You mean Dezzer.

Give me a heads up when this thread starts discussing Hitler and the Nazis, it will be confirmation that it's going nowhere.

[747man]

Sky sports had zero interest in Newcastle .Now they have this wealth off a murderous regime they talk about them every 5 minutes .......Agree Statto.....???

[tamada]

Sky sports had zero interest in Newcastle .Now they have this wealth off a murderous regime they talk about them every 5 minutes .......Agree Statto.....???

It's either the Toon or LIV golf, no?

[747man]

Sky sports had zero interest in Newcastle .Now they have this wealth off a murderous regime they talk about them every 5 minutes .......Agree Statto.....???

It's either the Toon or LIV golf, no?

Yep & They even " TALK " About LFC From time to time.....555 !!

[dezzer111]

747 *****, you're degree ha ha ha,know worra mean likkkke lar,was it an approved School?you went to for retards.

[stattointhailand]

Leeds Utd 1 - 1 Crystal Palace Reserves (9 first teamers didnt travel)

One of the softest pens you will see all season put Leeds in front just before the hour mark, and the equaliser came from a Palace break from their own pen area with Jordan Ayew taking the ball inside his own half and out running the defense before sliding the ball to his strike partner who finished into the empty net.
Question for Samster, are you worried about the defenders you have for this season?
After watching Brisbane Roar create four or five 2 v 1 overloads, and now Palace Reserves do the same on a couple more occasions, I wonder what damage the likes of Kane/Son could do. On the plus side they do have a fairly easy start to the season which will give Jessie a chance to get them organised

[Earnest]

747 *****, you're degree ha ha ha,know worra mean likkkke lar,was it an approved School? you went to for retards.

Do you mean Alan went to an approved school on behalf of the retards?

I mean Alan was a good soul and said 'don't worry lads, I'll go and do your schoolwork for you'. Then they could amble off and to watch a game at Anfield (so long as they were with a responsible adult).

[samster]

Leeds Utd 1 - 1 Crystal Palace Reserves (9 first teamers didnt travel)

Question for Samster, are you worried about the defenders you have for this season?

Given that we played almost 2 different teams whereas Palace didnt make any subs until late on, your assertion about Palace reserves doesn't really hold water Stats......maybe get a job at The Sun with such half truths.

Anyway, yes, I agree that we seem to be holding a high line. Hopefully the coach will be making plans to tweak this. Our defenders arent actually too bad and, Roca is going to turn out to be a top signing as a CDM if he can avoid too many red cards.

The problem is clearly up front and, I cant see too many goals. Bamford, despite being a jolly nice chap, is bang average with little support.

[stattointhailand]

My comment about Palace reserves was due to the match commentator making the point that Palace had left NINE (9) first team starters at home in London when they traveled. Although the likes of Joel Ward, Jorden Ayew and Luka Milivojevic all played they are unlikely to be in Palaces Starting X1 on 5th August, so in reality my comment held far more truth than the average Daily Mail Brexit report

I do think you may have a little gem in the lad Geldhart who seems to be far more mature than his years. Been impressed almost every time i've watched him.

[Brian Davis]

Yes, Statto, the commentator and yourself were correct. Apparently, because of no or insufficient jabs, lack of fitness, Zaha, Eze, Benteke, Guehi, Olise and McArthur (latter two injured?) all stayed in UK.One has to question the organisation there and it was certainly a disappointment to Palace fans who travelled, or lived in Singapore and Oz. Anyway, Zaha and Eze scored back home and the former's effort worth a look. About 1.36 in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYP9X-lTakY

[stattointhailand]

Bit of a waste Patrick keeping Zaha & Eze at Palace,
Tell you what, you keep Zaha for another season, and we'll take Eze off your hands for say 30 mill

We'll do a BA Baracus on him and make sure he makes next years trips

[Brian Davis]

Perhaps a worrying situation for Palace? I think Zaha is in his last year of his contract. A nightmare if he ended leaving on a 'free' (too much concrete for the new stand invested there). Zaha must be a lot happier under Vieira, with others sharing the workload too. He frustrates with his tantrums, but gets targeted regularly, with the opposition desperate to stop him any way they can. In complete honesty, often he is "Just too good for you". Eze is great, plays with a smile on his face - and what a smile! He has the ability to slathom past players, like a skier round those poles. Olise, injured at present, has the ability to wow too.
Incidentally, was the 30 million pounds, dinar, riyal???

[samster]

Basic maths lesson for the commentators and Stats

Leeds A v Palace A/B 1st half
Leeds B v Palace A/B 2nd half

A=3
A/B=2
B=1

I wont even mention the Leeds players who were missing through injury even though the Palace players were included in Brian's list.

Palace & Leeds will be scrapping over 13th place with the 3 promoted clubs, Southampton, Brentford and Everton below us.

[stattointhailand]

Given Palace A were still in London shouldnt your basic maths read .....

Leeds A v Palace B/C 1st half
Leeds B v Palace B/C 2nd half

[stattointhailand]

After 20 mins Arsenal 4 0 Seville .......... last time that happened the late great Cheick Tiote scored the equalizer in about the 82nd min of a 4 - 4 draw

[tamada]

After 20 mins Arsenal 4 0 Seville .......... last time that happened the late great Cheick Tiote scored the equalizer in about the 82nd min of a 4 - 4 draw

He's dead now so what's your point?

[stattointhailand]

I know, that's why I said "late" great