General Discussion of UK Politics

[BillaRickaDickay]

That's a good idea Whistles, just as an extra deterrent it should be made compulsory for any Asylum applicant when being processed and sent to Scunthorpe, that they should be given a Season Ticket to go watch the "Irons" play under threat of deportation if they don't.
I see the scheme being government funded which will help the Football Club during these difficult times.

[Whistler]

That's a good idea Whistles, just as an extra deterrent it should be made compulsory for any Asylum applicant when being processed and sent to Scunthorpe, that they should be given a Season Ticket to go watch the "Irons" play under threat of deportation if they don't.
I see the scheme being government funded which will help the Football Club during these difficult times.

The flaw in your argument, they will deliberately be non attendants and demand to be removed. It should be punishment, no one should be handed a get-out-of-gaol card.

[BillaRickaDickay]

Well, it's not all doom and gloom in and around Scunthorpe, here's a typical "Burgu" that's just down the road.

[Whistler]

Can you ask doodoo what 'Burgu' means, it could become WORD of the month.

[BillaRickaDickay]

He'll never get it Whistles, it's not on Google, maybe I should enter it in the Quiz Topic.
I can leave a couple of Clues:-
Something from a certain country in the Balkans.
Someone serving Porridge is in it.

[Whistler]

Got it.

In Oz the inmates pronounce it bargu. Fancy looking establishment for those types. I spent heaps of time in Long Bay Gaol in my teen years, but only on the tennis courts. It was opposite my High School and that, believe or not, was our home courts for interschool tennis.

[joudon]

Thought this topic was about UK politics

[Sport]

Sorry whistles. In Oz, particularly NSW the crims call jails/gaols the big house or the slammer, unless you can enlighten me further.

[stattointhailand]

The Brits just call it Australia

[Sport]

The Brits just call it Australia

lol, and we love the joint, well most of us. Should not be commenting really, its the UK thread, dont want to upset 70 odd million people on a small island area that you can drive around in 2 days.

[stattointhailand]

At least you would still be alive after your two day journey ..........2 days in Oz and if a snake or spider hasnt gotcha a friggin shark or jellyfish will

[stattointhailand]

[Whistler]

Bloody sharks and jellyfish biting and stinging other drivers, they should take away their licenses

[BillaRickaDickay]

He'll never get it Whistles, it's not on Google, maybe I should enter it in the Quiz Topic.
I can leave a couple of Clues:-
Something from a certain country in the Balkans.
Someone serving Porridge is in it.

For those of you who haven't worked it out yet, I guess you've been sitting on the edge of your seats all day waiting for an answer.

Albanian Word for Prison.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/1 ... ury-hotel/

[rick]

Depopulate the falklands (offer them a million each) and give all the migrants one way tickets. Cheaper in the long run.

[vidmaster]

Sorted

[stattointhailand]

Depopulate the falklands (offer them a million each) and give all the migrants one way tickets. Cheaper in the long run.

Wouldnt need to depopulate ...... I hear theres only green geese there anyway .......might upset the Argies though

[Earnest]

Upland goose, Statts.

It's nice in the Falklands.

[stattointhailand]

Remove the "n" from nice and you may be nearer the truth

[stattointhailand]

Any refugees from House of Commons (MP's that have lost their seat at election) and have voted that refugees should be sent to Rwanda should be included on the flight list themselves. I'm sure Rwanda could make as much use of a few Merchant Bankers etc as they can use desperate people trying to make a new life.
So as not to be too harsh I'd let them take a suitcase with some clothes, their passport and twenty quid with them