Hey Lilac bollocks .. yer Alzheimers getting worse you posted this ""joke"" 3 weeks ago and it wasnt funny then either.747man wrote: ↑March 16, 2023, 7:56 pmA woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
The boy says, “I have a golf ball. Want to buy it?”
The man says, “No, thanks.”
The boys says, “My dad's outside.”
The man says, “OK, how much?”
The boy says, “$250.”
The man forks over the money. The boy says, “I have a sand wedge.”
The man says, “How much?”
The boy says, “$750.”
The man says, “Sold.”
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, “Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some practice. The boy says, “I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge, Dad.”
The father says, “What? How much did you sell them for?”
The boy says, “$1,000.”
The father says, “That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don't start that **** with me again. You're in my closet now!”
Bet you didn't see that coming!
Now back in the coal bunker with Duncan the gerbil soft lad.
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
