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EPL 2023/24

Post by stattointhailand » June 15, 2023, 3:03 pm

This seasons fixtures

First week

The opening weekend games

Here's the first round of fixtures for the 2023/24 Premier League season:

Friday August 11

Burnley vs Manchester City - kick-off 8pm, live on Sky Sports

Saturday August 12

Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest - kick-off 12.30pm

Bournemouth vs West Ham - kick-off 3pm

Brighton vs Luton - kick-off 3pm

Everton vs Fulham - kick-off 3pm

Sheffield United vs Crystal Palace - kick-off 3pm

Newcastle vs Aston Villa - kick-off 5.30pm, live on Sky Sports

Sunday August 13

Brentford vs Tottenham - kick-off 2pm, live on Sky Sports

Chelsea vs Liverpool - kick-off 4.30pm, live on Sky Sports

Monday August 14

Manchester United vs Wolves - kick-off 8pm, live on Sky Sports



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Re: EPL 2023/24

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John Hollins dies aged 76.

Post by Irish Alan » June 15, 2023, 3:14 pm

RIP John Hollins.
John Hollins: Former Chelsea player and boss dies aged 76

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Re: EPL 2023/24

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Re: John Hollins dies aged 76.

Post by 747man » June 15, 2023, 3:16 pm

Irish Alan wrote:
June 15, 2023, 3:14 pm
RIP John Hollins.
John Hollins: Former Chelsea player and boss dies aged 76

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65904644
Yeah, R.I.P To Him,Was a Very Decent Player...

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by stattointhailand » June 15, 2023, 3:35 pm

Not exactly an easy start for the toon with games against last seasons top 7 in all their opening 4 games

12 Aug Villa (h)
19 Aug Man City (a)
26 Aug Liverpool (h)
2 Sep Brighton (a)

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by 747man » June 15, 2023, 3:37 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
June 15, 2023, 3:35 pm
Not exactly an easy start for the toon with games against last seasons top 7 in all their opening 4 games

12 Aug Villa (h)
19 Aug Man City (a)
26 Aug Liverpool (h)
2 Sep Brighton (a)
Oh ! STOP Moaning,Yer Old Woman......

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by thewatchman » June 16, 2023, 6:46 pm

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by Drunk Monkey » June 16, 2023, 7:03 pm

thewatchman wrote:
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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by 747man » June 17, 2023, 10:15 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
June 16, 2023, 7:03 pm
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June 16, 2023, 6:46 pm
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=D> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
YOU'RE In the WRONG Thread....Get Back to the NON-LEAGUE !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by 747man » June 17, 2023, 10:52 am

Well He Knew.....
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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by dezzer111 » June 17, 2023, 7:18 pm

747man wrote:
June 17, 2023, 10:52 am
Well He Knew.....354471903_10218191229932472_5613327669450139812_n.jpg
You haven't got the balls to answer me have you Dumbo Lilac,tell me what the Bluenoses have won in recent times I'll answer for you Zilch you clown posting pictures of yourself.
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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by jackspratt » June 17, 2023, 8:46 pm

The disgraceful Evertons haven't won anything in living memory, but to counter that, 474 seems to have won the "Battle of the Wits" against his feeble opposition on this thread.

I suspect that will continue, at least, well into the upcoming soccer season - until next year after which we will inevitably have to scour the Grass Roots thread to keep up with his unrivalled knowledge and keen sense of humour. 👍

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by 747man » June 17, 2023, 9:38 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
June 17, 2023, 7:18 pm
747man wrote:
June 17, 2023, 10:52 am
Well He Knew.....354471903_10218191229932472_5613327669450139812_n.jpg
You haven't got the balls to answer me have you Dumbo Lilac,tell me what the Bluenoses have won in recent times I'll answer for you Zilch you clown posting pictures of yourself.
I Haven't Got The BALLS ?? 555 ! YOU Mean YOU Haven't, I've been waiting 2 Years for YOU To take up my Challenge to YOU,But YOU Haven't Got The BALLS Have Yer,YOU Little Oirish Leprechaun.....555 !

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by 747man » June 17, 2023, 9:41 pm

jackspratt wrote:
June 17, 2023, 8:46 pm
The disgraceful Evertons haven't won anything in living memory, but to counter that, 474 seems to have won the "Battle of the Wits" against his feeble opposition on this thread.

I suspect that will continue, at least, well into the upcoming soccer season - until next year after which we will inevitably have to scour the Grass Roots thread to keep up with his unrivalled knowledge and keen sense of humour. 👍
474 seems to have won the "Battle of the Wits" against his feeble opposition on this thread....Because it's So Unbeleivabely EASY, Jack.....

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by stattointhailand » June 17, 2023, 10:20 pm

747man wrote:
June 17, 2023, 10:52 am
Well He Knew.....354471903_10218191229932472_5613327669450139812_n.jpg
Interesting, as Jude speaks 3 languages. I wonder what he'd make of ToffeeScouse words like "THANHS" and "STINHS"?

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by tamada » June 18, 2023, 9:15 am

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by 747man » June 18, 2023, 12:30 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
June 17, 2023, 10:20 pm
747man wrote:
June 17, 2023, 10:52 am
Well He Knew.....354471903_10218191229932472_5613327669450139812_n.jpg
Interesting, as Jude speaks 3 languages. I wonder what he'd make of ToffeeScouse words like "THANHS" and "STINHS"?
Well He Certainly Wouldn't Understand " TOON " Talk,Would He...??

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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by dezzer111 » June 18, 2023, 2:46 pm

747man wrote:
June 17, 2023, 9:38 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
June 17, 2023, 7:18 pm
747man wrote:
June 17, 2023, 10:52 am
Well He Knew.....354471903_10218191229932472_5613327669450139812_n.jpg
You haven't got the balls to answer me have you Dumbo Lilac,tell me what the Bluenoses have won in recent times I'll answer for you Zilch you clown posting pictures of yourself.
I Haven't Got The BALLS ?? 555 ! YOU Mean YOU Haven't, I've been waiting 2 Years for YOU To take up my Challenge to YOU,But YOU Haven't Got The BALLS Have Yer,YOU Little Oirish Leprechaun.....555 !
What have they won Dumbo where is your answer ,Hee Hee Hee.
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Re: EPL 2023/24

Post by stattointhailand » June 18, 2023, 5:08 pm

Heavens to murgatroyd, What cotton pickin pesky reason ya got for sayin that muskie?

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