Grass Roots Football 23/24

[tamada]

His injury record should improve now .......... no more frostbite

Aye, but can he live withoot his fried mars bars?

[747man]

Here Yer Go Mr Tam......Just brilliant.
It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.
Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're nonsense and we can't be bothered".
Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"

[Irish Alan]

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[747man]

[stattointhailand]

Looking at the Everton "pre season friendlies" that have been arranged it looks like they were convinced they were gonna get relegated

Wigan Athletic
Bolton Wanderers
Stoke City

[tamada]

How the 'ell did that 'appen ...... sixty odd mins and Jocks have 1 shot on target, and trail 1 -0 to Haaland goal then Haaland gets subbed/rested and in two mins the Jocks are 2 - 1 up

blah, blah, blah... Jammy will be overjoyed when he shakes his tail this morning im guessing he may well ring the bell this afternoon, blah, blah, blah...

DM

3 games, 9 points

You can buy your own piss.

Hoots mon! Scooby doo and Howe o' the Mearns!

4 games, 12 points.

Good job the Georgians cannae swim, eh?

(still not buying)

[Drunk Monkey]

How the 'ell did that 'appen ...... sixty odd mins and Jocks have 1 shot on target, and trail 1 -0 to Haaland goal then Haaland gets subbed/rested and in two mins the Jocks are 2 - 1 up

blah, blah, blah... Jammy will be overjoyed when he shakes his tail this morning im guessing he may well ring the bell this afternoon, blah, blah, blah...

DM

3 games, 9 points

You can buy your own piss.

Hoots mon! Scooby doo and Howe o' the Mearns!

4 games, 12 points.

Good job the Georgians cannae swim, eh?

(still not buying)

Sozz Jammy i missed the Jock action as in Bkk atmo and it appears a transgender may have followed me home wanting to stork me ..

i will admit to being shocked at the current sweaty winning streak be great for them to qualify and its also giving you lots of free bait,even with Spain and Norway in their group its looking good ....hey the Scots could even do a Greece and win the Euros imagine all those kolts n spozzas flapping about for weeks years if that woz to happen.

What was the score ?? cant be arsed to look.

DM

[stattointhailand]

Must say I was shocked enough to check that they hadnt recalled Kenny Dalglish out of retirement. Seems to be the same group of EPL substitutes and lower league no hopers as before ............. as they supposedly dont wear anything under their skirts perhaps they have all sold their y fronts to the devil

[stattointhailand]

It's ok DM, the full facts are now coming to light. It appears the scots mist was a bit heavier than normal and the Jocks/UEFA wouldn't let the Georgians use their rainbow water wings as it wasn't a designated cross gender event where men were allowed to wear skirts

[Drunk Monkey]

Back onto proper football ... and marvelloso splendido news as Andy Butler has joined Scunny management team as head coach.. a real fan favourite over the years.

After the 11 amazing signings there is huge positivity and some fans already calling Scunny the Real Madrid of the NLN and calling next season ..mission piss the league .. i wish i shared their optimism , i redict the Iron to be in and around the top but a few really dangerous sides lurking.

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/

UTI

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Back onto proper football ... and marvelloso splendido news as Andy Butler has joined Scunny management team as head coach.. a real fan favourite over the years.

After the 11 amazing signings there is huge positivity and some fans already calling Scunny the Real Madrid of the NLN and calling next season ..mission piss the league .. i wish i shared their optimism , i redict the Iron to be in and around the top but a few really dangerous sides lurking.

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/

UTI

And who, pray tell, might be these tough opponents in the lower depths of soccer hell?

[747man]

Back onto proper football ... and marvelloso splendido news as Andy Butler has joined Scunny management team as head coach.. a real fan favourite over the years.

After the 11 amazing signings there is huge positivity and some fans already calling Scunny the Real Madrid of the NLN and calling next season ..mission piss the league .. i wish i shared their optimism , i redict the Iron to be in and around the top but a few really dangerous sides lurking.

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/

UTI

And who, pray tell, might be these tough opponents in the lower depths of soccer hell?

He's Only Hedging his bets for when the SCUNNY Lose almost every match & get relegated.....AGAIN !!

[stattointhailand]

Kidderminster, Darlington, Chester, Boston, Hereford, Southport and of course the mighty Blyth Spartans

[tamada]

My picks? Inverurie Loco Works FC from the heelans and Civil Service Strollers from the lowlans.

[stattointhailand]

My picks? Inverurie Loco Works FC from the heelans and Civil Service Strollers from the lowlans.

We were discussing the Scunthorpe Utd first XI not the Scunthorpe Steelworks Canteen U15 staff girls team, who with the exception of Rangers and Rogers mobs would no doubt still win any match North of the border

[tamada]

My picks? Inverurie Loco Works FC from the heelans and Civil Service Strollers from the lowlans.

We were discussing the Scunthorpe Utd first XI not the Scunthorpe Steelworks Canteen U15 staff girls team, who with the exception of Rangers and Rogers mobs would no doubt still win any match North of the border

You got issues with girls then?

[Laan Yaa Mo]

And who, pray tell, might be these tough opponents in the lower depths of soccer hell?

He's Only Hedging his bets for when the SCUNNY Lose almost every match & get relegated.....AGAIN !!
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If only this were true for the Evertons and they get relegated..FINALLY!! Yeah, I know, I should stick to goaltenders and ice hockey and keep my nose out of the soccer world.

[stattointhailand]

There's only 3 decent teams in Scotland Fife Flyers/Ayr Bruins/Dundee Rockets , unfortunately for Scottish footie fans none of them play football

[Laan Yaa Mo]

There's only 3 decent teams in Scotland Fife Flyers/Ayr Bruins/Dundee Rockets , unfortunately for Scottish footie fans none of them play football

You forgot Brechin City and Dundee United and while they may not play football up to the standards of Ipswich Town and Derby County, they do play soccer.

[stattointhailand]

No I didn't forget either Brechin City or Dundee Utd, I ignored them like everyone else does