Grass Roots Football 23/24

[Whistler]

Was born in Bishopstortford, dad a Highlander, mother from Glasgow. A Scot thank you very much.

Dad stationed in Essex in Army.

[tamada]

Was born in Bishopstortford, dad a Highlander, mother from Glasgow. A Scot thank you very much.

Dad stationed in Essex in Army.

This "I'm really not an Aussie" moment brought to you by the letter W.

[Drunk Monkey]

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Humberside International Airport....But it's a JOKE Airport that gets about......8 ( Eight ) Arrivals a DAY Yer Plonker !!!
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Right..

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To clarify ... The comment YOU MADE Alan was that there WAS NOT an airport near Scunthorpe at all .. no mention of how big or small the airport is.
Its called Humberside International for the obvious reasons as flights depart and arrive there to n from other countries.

Nong Khai Alan ..you are charged with being an absolute tool who lives in ashed ... so in summing up 757 i put it to you there is an airport and do YOU agree that all be it small size there is an International airport that serves Scunthorpe and the surrounding area.???

To all avid Scunny fans apologies for this Nong Khai windalicking interlude ...

MORE SCUNTHORPE UNITED NEWS AND UPDATES COMING SOON.

DM

[samster]

Went to Amsterdam on more than one occasion from Scunny airport. Great road links to South Leeds where I lived so, similar journey time from home to Leeds/Bradford airport.

The road trip to Scarborough sounds fun. When McCains were sponsors there they used to have a seagull mascot doing a Fred Astaire dance routine using a giant chip as a cane as half time entertainment. That or the LSD was kicking in.

[Whistler]

Was born in Bishopstortford, dad a Highlander, mother from Glasgow. A Scot thank you very much.

Dad stationed in Essex in Army.

This "I'm really not an Aussie" moment brought to you by the letter W.

I reckon you spent a lot of time as a tyke pulling the wings off flies.

[tamada]

Was born in Bishopstortford, dad a Highlander, mother from Glasgow. A Scot thank you very much.

Dad stationed in Essex in Army.

This "I'm really not an Aussie" moment brought to you by the letter W.

I reckon you spent a lot of time as a tyke pulling the wings off flies.

You know it.

[Drunk Monkey]

Back on topic ..here is the link to the official SUFC website ..

Oh and Alan theres still an airport near Scunny ..ok !!

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/

DM

[747man]

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Humberside International Airport....But it's a JOKE Airport that gets about......8 ( Eight ) Arrivals a DAY Yer Plonker !!!
...

Right..This foot in mouth moment brought to you by the numbers 7, 4 and 7....What " Foot in Mouth Moment ?? " O.K. It's Only 6 Arrivals a Day...

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[747man]

So How Many are yer Going to ?? Using Yer VAN !!

Or ar least get yer Tuk Tuk Fired Up......

[Drunk Monkey]

So How Many are yer Going to ?? Using Yer VAN !!

Or ar least get yer Tuk Tuk Fired Up......

No fool i shall be using a plane and traveling UD BKK SCHP HUMB ..... landing at the airport you said did not exist which is btw 11 miles from my home village Kirton in Lindsey.

Back on topic SCUNTHORPE UTD... and following a recent statement from the clubs relatively new owner who has decided to form a new board of directors in which he states he wishes any long term fans of the club to become involved so the club can be ran and decisions made by the fans obviously with his backing and overall control...so far FOUR new directors have been appointed.

read here for more info https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/

Scunnys first pre season game is tomorrow with a kickabout at local side Brigg Town which is located some 9 miles from THE NON EXISTENT Humberside airport.

Sadly our previous owner Swan has reared his fat ugly head (can i say that) and has released a statement saying the new owner is trying to stiff him on the GP part of the deal..this will get messy and may curtail my travel plans back to blighty via the non existent airport.

UTI

DM

[747man]

So How Many are yer Going to ?? Using Yer VAN !!

Or ar least get yer Tuk Tuk Fired Up......

No fool i shall be using a plane and traveling UD BKK SCHP HUMB ..... landing at the airport you said did not exist which is btw 11 miles from my home village Kirton in Lindsey.

Back on topic SCUNTHORPE UTD... and following a recent statement from the clubs relatively new owner who has decided to form a new board of directors in which he states he wishes any long term fans of the club to become involved so the club can be ran and decisions made by the fans obviously with his backing and overall control...so far FOUR new directors have been appointed.

read here for more info https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/

Scunnys first pre season game is tomorrow with a kickabout at local side Brigg Town which is located some 9 miles from THE NON EXISTENT Humberside airport.

Sadly our previous owner Swan has reared his fat ugly head (can i say that) and has released a statement saying the new owner is trying to stiff him on the GP part of the deal..this will get messy and may curtail my travel plans back to blighty via the non existent airport.

UTI

DM

Using A Plane " Eh ?? Would that be a Bi-Plane ?? And BTW Where are SCHP & HUMB ?? Or Do You mean AMS & HUY.....There I've Fixed it for YOU, We wouldn't want you to book the WRONG Flights & Get LOST Would We,You NUMPTY.......

[Drunk Monkey]

Scunthorpe Utds first pre season friendly is later today ...details here https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/

There are still a few tickets left but beware as such is the importance and anticipation of the fixture they are being sold black market at crazy prices online.

i shall not be attending the game as my pet duck Steven is currently in hospital having his arse sewn up and he needs by support. GET WELL SOON STEVIE



DM

[Drunk Monkey]

UP THE IRON ...

MATCH DAYS ARE BACK.. New signing Liam Roberts showing off the new claret n blue robes of of glory.

Heres the link for the club shop ..get your orders in while stocks last. https://www.sufcshop.com/

[747man]

Duncan Ferguson who FGR just sacked .....Did HE Get sacked or Had he just had enough ??

this gives loyal fans the chance to choose which games to attend and book flights well in advance....Soooooo " How Many will you go to ?? " BTW, There's NO Airport in Scunny & I Doubt they could land an A380 On the Beach ....555 !!

Duncan Ferguson LEAVES vegan club Forest Green......There YOU Have Yer Plonker DM....hE wASN'T sacked after all !! Get it right BEFORE You open yer big fat trap !!

[Drunk Monkey]

Alan ... sit down , relax deep breaths .. keep calm i dont want you to kick your imaginary dog.
FYI
Fergie was asked to leave by the owners its called by mutual agreement..thàts same as being sacked yer divv.. replaced by a split arse 5555555

And theres still an airport near Scunny jumbo

DM

[samster]

I noticed this in my trawl through the football news this morning.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/66330843

It's a pretty low watermark in the history of Scottish football when an SPL team gets overturned in a competitive match against Andorra's finest. I notice Hibs have an English manager. Lee Johnson, take a bow

[Drunk Monkey]

final pre season fixture for Scunny is tomorrow at home against Burton Albion from L1 .. its been a decent pre season for the Iron with the 11 new signings all impressing .. last two fixtures at home to Donny L2 and Hull from the championship were excellent games so hoping for a much improved season than the last 2 or 3 really bad campaigns.

First game of the season proper is away at Tamworth with Scunny selling out all their 750 ticket allocation and requesting more ..

For all the die hard Iron fans based in Udon , Thailand , Asia the full fixture list is here.

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/matches/fixtures/

UTI

[tamada]

Who?

[samster]

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See the comment prior to DMs for more details .

Moving up a few levels from Scottish football and Scunthorpe, Leeds beat Nottm Forest in a pre season friendly last night.

I'm not reading anything into that other than that the deadbeat Marsch signings have been farmed out and the majority of our squad is now Bielsas youngsters along with the old hands.

Now that Stats appears to be on leave somewhere, I can, again, laud the genius that was Marcelo in creating a foundation of kids at the club that place us In a much better position than we would ordinarily be.

Watch out for kids such as Gray, Joseph, Gyabi and Cresswell. If Gnonto and Sinisterra stay, we might just go up again first time.

[Drunk Monkey]

Nice goal for Scunny against Hull .. pre season friendly with only 2.5 sides of the ground open hence the unusual amount of empty seats

https://youtu.be/WeaFuDUb0nk