EPL 2023/24

[747man]

The FIRST Time ever in Our History......Zero goals and zero points after three league games, for the first time in Everton's history......Not Bad in 145 Years Is it ??

Hey jumbo,if you can manage a headstand ,everton are top of the table

Yes we are STILL The STRONGEST Team in The Premiership Holding Everyone Else Up.....

I'll Leave the Headstand UP2U As you celebrate Yet Another SPAWNY Win, Afterall YOU Are " The Spawn " & Now I'll bet that Van Donk Red Card Overturned Too......As I Say YOU Are THE Spawn......

[Earnest]

But, Aren't Coventry in The Championship ??

[thewatchman]

The FIRST Time ever in Our History......Zero goals and zero points after three league games, for the first time in Everton's history......Not Bad in 145 Years Is it ??

Hey jumbo,if you can manage a headstand ,everton are top of the table

Yes we are STILL The STRONGEST Team in The Premiership Holding Everyone Else Up.....

I'll Leave the Headstand UP2U As you celebrate Yet Another SPAWNY Win, Afterall YOU Are " The Spawn " & Now I'll bet that Van Donk Red Card Overturned Too......As I Say YOU Are THE Spawn......

skint,trapped ,bitter and very confused ,Bless his little cotton socks

[thewatchman]

If I Was YOU, Id've WAITED Until After Sunday Evening, Saying NO More.....YET !!

Oooops ''jumbo the gift that keeps giving''

[747man]

If I Was YOU, Id've WAITED Until After Sunday Evening, Saying NO More.....YET !!

Oooops ''jumbo the gift that keeps giving''

Well I Didn't say you would LOSE Did I ?? Numbnuts !!

[747man]

But, Aren't Coventry in The Championship ??

CORRECT, Now Be Quiet !!

[Earnest]

CORRECT, Now Be Quiet !!

[Laan Yaa Mo]

The Evertons are coming after you with their new big signing.

‘I love to score goals’ – toothless Everton sign £26m striker

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/

[747man]

Oooooppppssss !!

[Earnest]

The Evertons are coming after you with their new big signing.

‘I love to score goals’ – toothless Everton sign £26m striker

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/te ... op-scorers

[Irish Alan]

Oooooppppssss !!
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[Irish Alan]

https://shorturl.at/agkV6

[thewatchman]

Ooooooops ,jumbo strikes again

[dezzer111]

Bluenoses very lucky to survive against minnow side, 747 Lilac will be spouting off later I expect.

[747man]

Ooooooops ,jumbo strikes again
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Nah, I Don't Look at the Dates Only the " Hidden " Truth....Is it True that they've spent Well OVER A BILLION Pounds in the last 7 Years or So ??

[Irish Alan]

Nah, I Don't Look at the Dates Only the " Hidden " Truth....Is it True that they've spent Well OVER A BILLION Pounds in the last 7 Years or So ??

Loosely translated as you were duped. You seen the doctored screenshot and got yourself all excited and scurried off to post it here.

Have Liverpool spent over a billion? Yes. Less than Man U, Arsenal and nearly half what Chelsea spent. Don't let facts get in the way of your hatred though.

[thewatchman]

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''jumbo,the gift that keeps giving''

[747man]

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''jumbo,the gift that keeps giving''

Just Remember A Jumbo Never Forgets......555 !!

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Here is another test for you soccer fans:

Bill Edgar
Wednesday August 30 2023, 1.30pm BST, The Times


Let us know your score in the comments below.

QUESTION ONE: LUTON TOWN V WEST HAM UNITED

Luton, who play their first home league match of the campaign here, gained promotion to the top flight last season despite recording the lowest average attendance in the second tier. That had only happened once before in league history — which club had done the same just 12 months earlier?

Brentford

Bournemouth

Watford

Fulham

QUESTION TWO: SHEFFIELD UNITED V EVERTON

Which of these Everton players was born in Sheffield and played for Sheffield United in League One?

Michael Keane

Ben Godfrey

Ashley Young

Dominic Calvert-Lewin

QUESTION THREE: BRENTFORD V BOURNEMOUTH

Brentford, Bournemouth and their fellow Premier League club Brighton & Hove Albion have played in all four League tiers in the 21st century. Three of these other four "B" clubs have also played in all four tiers in that period — which is the odd one out?

Bradford City

Blackburn Rovers

Blackpool

Bolton Wanderers

QUESTION FOUR: BURNLEY V TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Over four consecutive seasons Wolverhampton Wanderers, Burnley, Tottenham Hotspur and Ipswich Town won the league title (in that order) — but none of them have been champions since then. What were those seasons?

1930-31 to 1933-34

1949-50 to 1952-53

1958-59 to 1961-62

1968-69 to 1971-72

QUESTION FIVE: CHELSEA V NOTTINGHAM FOREST

In which city did both of these clubs clinch the first of their two European Cup/Champions League successes, Nottingham Forest in the 1979 final and Chelsea in the 2012 climax?

Madrid

Milan

Munich

Moscow

QUESTION SIX: MANCHESTER CITY V FULHAM

Which manager took Fulham to the third-tier title in 1998-99 and Manchester City to the second-tier title in 2001-02?

Kit Symons

Mark Hughes

Paul Bracewell

Kevin Keegan

QUESTION SEVEN: BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION V NEWCASTLE UNITED

Newcastle, who signed Harvey Barnes this summer, were managed by a Harvey (his surname) when they won their most recent major trophy, the Fairs Cup in 1969. What was his first name?

Joe

Neil

Keith

George

QUESTION EIGHT: CRYSTAL PALACE V WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS

When these teams met in the FA Cup at Selhurst Park in 2010 Palace’s Danny Butterfield, an emergency striker, scored three goals in the space of six second-half minutes. What was his normal position?

Goalkeeper

Full back

Defensive midfielder

Centre back

QUESTION NINE: LIVERPOOL V ASTON VILLA

Two players appeared for Oxford United in the top flight and later helped Liverpool win the FA Cup in 1992 and Aston Villa win the League Cup in 1994. Ray Houghton was one but who was the other?

Dean Saunders

Steve Staunton

Mark Walters

Patrik Berger

QUESTION TEN: ARSENAL V MANCHESTER UNITED

Only once in these clubs’ past 36 meetings has one team scored more than three goals. Manchester United won that league match in August 2011 by what score?

6-3

8-2

7-3

5-4

View your score

[tamada]

The Evertons are coming after you with their new big signing.

‘I love to score goals’ – toothless Everton sign £26m striker

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ever ... -5pj8d59ll