Consolidated Joke Thread
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Laan Yaa Mo
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That's a good one. 555+
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- Three Wise Men
'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
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Irish Alan
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Best being part of this forum by placing the intellectual challenged on foes list. A lot less post to read and a great time saver.
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Laan Yaa Mo
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You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.
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I was planning on getting married to my ex wife, but now she says no, I'm only marrying her for my money.
Best being part of this forum by placing the intellectual challenged on foes list. A lot less post to read and a great time saver.
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Laan Yaa Mo
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Taking on the woke folk!
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Best being part of this forum by placing the intellectual challenged on foes list. A lot less post to read and a great time saver.
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It is a five minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.
The difference is staggering.
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trekkertony
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I love the double entrende.
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My wife rang me at the pub and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog."
I was home in 5 minutes.
l'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
I was home in 5 minutes.
l'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab.
The results speak for themselves.
The results speak for themselves.
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Laan Yaa Mo
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A tourist is not impressed with Toronto:
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.
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My friend was bragging about his new hearing aid. "State of the Art," he said,
"It cost me a fortune."
I asked: "Awesome what type is it?
"He said: "Two thirty."
"It cost me a fortune."
I asked: "Awesome what type is it?
"He said: "Two thirty."
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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.
I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!
I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!
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Laan Yaa Mo
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You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.