Consolidated Joke Thread

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Interesting....

[Laan Yaa Mo]

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Yikes!

[jackspratt]

Your jokes have a certain sameness about them, Uncle.

[Laan Yaa Mo]

I should have known you would catch on. You used to bring down that supporter of the Evertons quickly too.

[tamada]

[Whistler]

[Drunk Monkey]

[jackspratt]

Alan, please ... please... come back.

[747man]

Ahhhhhh !! Are YOU Missing Me, Jacko ??

[jackspratt]

Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above.

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Ahhhhhh !! Are YOU Missing Me, Jacko ??

I'm missing you and your soccer talk. You must be pleased with Scotland's 1-1 tie.

[tinpeeba]

I asked my phone: "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said: "I'm Alexa you moron."

[747man]

Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above.

Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !!

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above.

Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !!

That's a low blow from an athletic supporter of the scandal-ridden Evertons.

[747man]

Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above.

Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !!

That's a low blow from an athletic supporter of the scandal-ridden Evertons.

But, But,https://www.facebook.com/share/v/8bbzaQDYdMPJgSbn/

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Remembering Canadian comic Norm MacDonald,

[tamada]

Donald Trump and Joe Biden ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Joe and said, "How about you, Mr. Biden?" Joe replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Jill, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."

[pipadoo]

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[tamada]

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