Are Thai women all the same

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Post by bunternut » November 5, 2007, 5:49 am

i wish my wife would fake an orgasim

the spoilt look and

I not finish again breaking my heart :oops:



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Post by Irish Alan » November 5, 2007, 1:19 pm

bunternut wrote:i wish my wife would fake an orgasm
That not so bad Bunter, mine fakes the relationship... :? :? :?

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Post by bunternut » November 5, 2007, 3:13 pm

Irish Alan wrote:
bunternut wrote:i wish my wife would fake an orgasm
That not so bad Bunter, mine fakes the relationship... :? :? :?
very good alan ;)

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Post by bunternut » November 7, 2007, 3:01 pm

You can

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Post by aznyron » November 7, 2007, 9:57 pm

well if you marry a prostitute and she has affair she is only doing what she was trained for
so what do you expect you have some choices enjoy the money she earns hve 3 somes MMF or dump her and cry in your beer or be a man and find some one who will love you for you and not bull sh-it you once a liar always liar tigers don't change there strips

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Post by banpaeng » November 7, 2007, 11:23 pm

aznyron wrote:well if you marry a prostitute and she has affair she is only doing what she was trained for
so what do you expect you have some choices enjoy the money she earns hve 3 somes MMF or dump her and cry in your beer or be a man and find some one who will love you for you and not bull sh-it you once a liar always liar tigers don't change there strips
I only hope no one ever checks my closets. I most likely would not like what was found. However I am sure yours are so clean, so keep throwing the bull. Hope none finds its way back to you.

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Post by TC » November 8, 2007, 9:15 am

The only difference between a "bargirl" and a "wife" is that you pay the "wife" monthly.

TC 8)

The bottom line is that they all suck.

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Post by Mainer » November 8, 2007, 9:19 am

aznyron wrote:I am no expert on women but I have been fooled by both thai & western women but I enjoyed the Thai lady very much so I don't feel so bad as for the western women who fooled me they couldn't get the time of day from me any more and if the Thai lady called me up I would go see her but I would be more carefull with my money here is a little joke
there was a man who was very good and one day out in the garden GOD appeared before him & said since you are so good I will grant you one wish not being a selfish man he said to GOD could you make a bridge from California to Hawai and God reply was the is a very differcult chore to archive can you think of some thing else well the man thought for a while then ask GOD if he could help man understand women GOD reply was how many lanes you want from CA to Hawaii
Your posts are surely difficult to read..... Even women have PERIODS..... :lol: But I am not an expert on women either.

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Post by aznyron » November 8, 2007, 9:55 am

Mainer read it slowly and you will understand my writing my brain works faster than my typing finger I made my living as a heavey const. Carpenter I did not sit behind a desk so bare with me a little peroid missing should not cause you to understand my post

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Post by aznyron » November 8, 2007, 10:03 am

banpeang I guess it the fact your from Texas and I am from Brooklyn N.Y. is why your taste for me is sour but i spent some time in your beautiful state of Texas and I found it to be a place I would enjoy living but I guess you caught the Bush fever if your not a Texan your not a friend
as for bull sh-it I am a stand up guy I don't need to B/S any one and if you ever got to know me you would say that about me
as for my closets I cleaned them out now oh and I can spot a phony & fraud in 15 minutes & I never expose them I let them bury them selfs in there own B/S

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Post by jackspratt » November 8, 2007, 12:08 pm

aznyron wrote: oh and I can spot a phony & fraud in 15 minutes & I never expose them I let them bury them selfs in there own B/S
Ah! The penny has dropped for me.

Now I understand your stance on the 9/11 "troofers". You are letting them bury "them selfs" (sic). #-o

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Post by aznyron » November 8, 2007, 4:42 pm

get off my azz jack i did not come up with the consp. theory or is it just a theory
I know Bush & Cheney are 100% phonies & frauds what about you are you a phony or a fraud
look in the mirror and take a good look only you can answer that question since I have never met you

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Post by beer monkey » November 8, 2007, 7:19 pm

TC wrote:The only difference between a "bargirl" and a "wife" is that you pay the "wife" monthly.

TC .

The bottom line is that they all suck.
not all according to a mate of mine. :(

(and it is a mate of mine, jing-jing !!)
Can You Dig It Dug.?

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Post by Maligator » November 8, 2007, 11:28 pm

Mine, it takes her a few glasses of wine before...


"They all suck"
:D

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Post by aznyron » November 9, 2007, 10:14 am

Maligator I wish they all suck it would make life more pleasent
truthfully what would we do with out them even the fact they are biggest pain in the azz
when we are sick they are there to nurse us and comfort us I know I would be lost with out mine

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Post by Aardvark » November 9, 2007, 3:52 pm

"are all Thai Women the same" NO, there not :lol:

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Post by bunternut » November 9, 2007, 4:51 pm

aznyron wrote:well if you marry a prostitute and she has affair she is only doing what she was trained for
so what do you expect you have some choices enjoy the money she earns hve 3 somes MMF or dump her and cry in your beer or be a man and find some one who will love you for you and not bull sh-it you once a liar always liar tigers don't change there strips
Oh I do love it when you use phrases like, be a man, and in the same post as MMF threesomes, :lol:

my idea of a threesome is FFM and im the meat in the sandwich

Not sure if this aimed at my last post but if so ...

Having sex for money not same as an affair, the first I understand the secound I never will,

Enjoying the money would make you a pimp

Dump her, not easy when your in love

Crying in my Beer!!!!!!!! never its waterd down enough

and I think you will find those tigers have stripes, ,,,,,,,,, strips can be changed :lol:

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Post by Artfullmover » November 9, 2007, 8:52 pm

The real truth is... ....YES all the thai girls are the same... whenever they look into my eyes and I give them a wink they become weak in the knees... And the first thing they say after a roll in the hay is ...... " You must be the one the Christians refer to as GOD".

Being the honest sort of bloke I am I tell em I aint no God Im just an Aussie from down under... and get this .. I get a complaint from immigration department asking... " What have you Done" we are being overwelmed with apllications for visa's to Oz , and the worlds oils prices are on the rise due the amount of increased flights to the land of Oz.

And yes " I WAS BORN LOOKING GOOD"

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Post by jackspratt » November 9, 2007, 9:06 pm

Art, you are far too modest - only Good?

You sound like you are Bradman, Wally Lewis, Alex Jesalenko and Errol Flynn rolled into the one perfect man.

God, I envy you.

And with a bit of serious application, I am sure you can solve the oil crisis, peace in Iraq, and the 9/11 conspiracy :D

Are you voting for little Johnnie or the Kevster?

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Post by lynxlynx » November 18, 2007, 7:27 am

RALPHCUSENS wrote:
carpy wrote:The vast majority of Expats I have had the pleasue of meeting since settling in Udon, have settled down with Thai women that are charming, good conversationalists,and certainly NOT STUPID
... sounds like you've compromised your standards a great deal on the definition of intelligence and sophistication. That's what Thailand does to people, so no blame being layed upon you.

Carpy, while some of the contributors may be correct in that regard that the basic female features don't change much from one country to another, you are absolutely right regarding the average Thai female being so simple minded and limited that it borders with dumbness. I have never ever exeriened less educated/sophisticated female species than in Thailand. Those who are looking for simplicity may have found their heaven in Thailand, but I cannot stand their (Thai females) limited horizonts for more than a couple of weeks.

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