last time i went back they asked me to fill an immigration form in, when i questioned it they told me i had been out of the country for more than six months.
me: what happens to this form then?
hop (house of plenty!):it will go to a referee who will decide if you are classed as an immigrant.
me:and if i am then i wont get benefits?
hop: thats correct sir.
me:ahh, well if im an immigrant with no n.i. number i must be illegal and the british passport i showed you for i.d. is counterfeit, in which case you will most likely put me on a thai airways flight back to bkk, yeah?
hop: with a face like a beetrot then retrieves form and gives me the jobseekers form!
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