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[beer monkey]

Man Had Sex With A Picnic Table

An Odd One From The US.

A MAN faces jail after having sex – with a metal PICNIC TABLE.

Disgusted neighbours videoed naked Art Price Jnr, 40, after spotting him in his garden.

The film, which they gave to cops, showed him on top of the table which has a hole for a sun parasol.

Stunned police charged him with public indecency – a crime because he lives near a school.

The dad of three, who has now been freed on £10,000 bail, later admitted he “had a problem”.

Detective Mark Brooks said in Bellevue, Ohio, America: “He was very ashamed.”

[donthani]

maybe his wife said its time you laid the table

[donthani]

A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.


The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.

The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".

[beer monkey]

You gotta feel sorry for Henry though.

[donthani]

Time to vote guys 1 2 3 although henry is quite I still think No 3 wins by at least two good points
=D> =D> =D>

[donthani]

coming in at number 4
A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.

Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced



A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.


Robert Stewart's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a hostel room.

Robert Stewart: Sentenced for 'bike sex'
Robert Stewart arrives at court

The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".

The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace.

The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before opening the door.

At Ayr sheriff court on the west coast of Scotland today, Mr Stewart was sentenced for the rare offence and for a separate breach of the peace charge for threatening a member of staff in a hostel in the town.
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The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems, and he was placed under the supervision of a social worker and warned that if he re-offended he would be sent to prison.

Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "

Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".

His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who was trying to tackle his drink problem.

He added: "When the cleaners came in, he thought he was having fun with them. He does not think it is funny any more, and he has had to move home three times because he has been targeted because of the offence."

[Irish Alan]

and he has had to move home three times because he has been targeted because of the offence."

By the local cycling club no doubt.

Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced

He must really get off on the Tour De France... An orgy...

[jingjai]

Flying penguins:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... uin101.xml

[beer monkey]

A classic.
The Spagetti growing on trees .


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Over 50 years old, and there was 'Humour' around even from the BBC..well i never.

[BobHelm]

25 GBP a DAY to drive your car in London???? This has to be a April Fools Day joke????

BBC Porsche Legal Fight

[Irish Alan]

25 GBP a DAY to drive your car in London???? This has to be a April Fools Day joke????

BBC Porsche Legal Fight

Probably true... Dublin is becoming the same deterring motorists from driving in the city centre. Get the bus (if you can stand waiting in the pi55ing rain for 40 minutes).

In Ireland from July Motor Tax will be based on CO2 emissions... All in the name of the environment of course... (yeah right) just like the plastic carrier bag tax was.

The finance minister is a member of the Green Party (in coalition) and of course would love everybody going to work on a bike, however he'll stick to his government E300 Mercedes but it's okay it's a turbo-diesel...

[donthani]

Police who pulled up an overloaded lorry in China were amazed to find the driver had no hands.

The lorry was stopped for carrying five times its permitted load of six tonnes, reports Bandao Metropolis News.

"When we came to the cab window, we were surprised to see the driver was handless," says a Jimo city traffic police spokesman.

The driver, Zhang, was handling the unadapted lorry with the stumps on his wrists - and didn't even have a driving licence.

Zhang insists there is no problem with his driving, and that the only reason he has no license is his disability. His hands were blown off by firecrackers when he was 12.

"I went to six driving schools, but none of them would take me as a student," he said. "I drive very well, and took part in racing games before."

After graduating from university, Zhang couldn't find a job because of his disability, so he opened a beverage company in Qingdao city.

He employs a driver to make deliveries - but sometimes had to stand in for him when he is absent because of illness.

Zhang asked for leniency from the police, who finally only gave him a £15 ticket. He risked a fine of up to £150 and 15 days in jail.

He has promised he will never drive again.

[Irish Alan]

The Pregnant Man.

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[donthani]

BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serb farmer used a grinding machine to cut in half his farm tools and machines to comply with a court ruling that he must share all his property with his ex-wife, local media reported on Thursday.

Branko Zivkov, 76, told Belgrade daily Kurir he had been ready to give his wife Vukadinka her equal share of everything earned during their 45-year marriage, but was furious at being asked to give away half his farming equipment.

Instead, he bought a grinder and cut in two all his tools, including large items such as cattle scales, a harrow and a sowing machine.

"I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants -- the part with the horns or the part with the tail." =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[beer monkey]

Two-faced baby 'a goddess'
08/04/2008 20:03 - (SA)



Saini Sunpura - A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she was doing well and was being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday.

The baby, Lali, apparently has an extremely rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces.

All of Lali's facial features are duplicated except for her ears, of which she has two.

Otherwise, she has two noses, two pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes.

"My daughter is fine - like any other child," said Vinod Singh, 23, a poor farm worker.

"She drinks milk from her two mouths and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time," Ali said.


Rural India is deeply superstitious and the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.

Up to 100 people have been visiting Lali at her home every day to touch her feet out of respect, offer money and receive blessings, Singh told The Associated Press.

Village chief Daulat Ram said he planned to build a temple to Durga in the village.

"I am writing to the state government to provide money to build the temple and help the parents look after their daughter," Ram said

Lali's condition is often linked to serious health complications, but the doctor said she was doing well.

"She is leading a normal life with no breathing difficulties," said Ali, adding that he saw no need for surgery.

Singh said he took his daughter to a hospital in New Delhi where doctors suggested a CT scan to determine whether her internal organs were normal, but Singh said he felt it was unnecessary.

"I don't feel the need of that at this stage as my daughter is behaving like a normal child, posing no problems," he said.


Picture HERE.

[Prenders88]

Lots of news here

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/index.html

[JimboPSM]

Starbucks eat your heart out

The most e-mailed story currently on BBC News website:

Cat dung coffee up for 50 GBP (100 USD)a cup

A gourmet coffee blended from cat droppings is being sold at a London department store for 50 GBP per cup.

Jamaican Blue Mountain and the Kopi Luwak bean are used to create Caffe Raro which is thought to be the most expensive cup of coffee in the world.

Kopi Luwak beans are eaten, then passed, by the Indonesian Civet cat and sell for 324 GBP a kilogram.

All profits from sales of the coffee at Peter Jones in Sloane Square in April will go to Macmillan Cancer Support.

Ripest berries

Civet cats, which live in the foliage of plantations across south-east Asia, are said to pick the best and ripest coffee berries.

Enzymes in their digestive system break down the flesh of the fruit before the animals expel the bean.

The beans are then collected from the plantation floor by workers who wash away the dung and roast them.

David Cooper, who created the blend, said: "These rare coffees have been slowly hand roasted for around 12 minutes to ensure that we maximise the potential of each coffee.

"The final roast colour is quite dark to ensure that the espresso is perfect for a smooth latte or cappuccino."

Original article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 340005.stm

[Prenders88]

Before Starbucks and Costa came along most coffee in London tasted if had cat dung in it.
You did not have to pay £50 a cup for it either

[beer monkey]

Think i would just donate the £50 to the Macmillan support nurse's and pass on the civet cat turd coffee...

[JimboPSM]

Presumably, as part of quality control procedures, one can assume that all the water used to make this special coffee has been passed by the management